Tag Archive

Lock Up Your Panties and Vibrators

Lock Up Your Panties and Vibrators

November 11, 2011 No Comments

Someone is stealing women’s panties and sex toys in New Brunswick. In Saint-Paul and Sainte-Marie, women’s undergarments along with sex toys have been stolen from houses and a clothesline. Bearing in mind that the incidents, all seven of them, have been occurring since July of this year, I’m a bit surprised it has taken the ...

Whose Penis Is More Powerful: Putin Or Obama?

Whose Penis Is More Powerful: Putin Or Obama?

July 13, 2011 No Comments

If you’re visiting Moscow, you can now find sex in not-so-obvious places. Tochka G (“G-Spot”), Moscow’s first museum to showcase sex in all its glory, may be the first place to check out for frisky tourists who aren’t ready to visit the Russian capital’s many strip clubs and brothels. Though the museum comes equipped with ...

The Plus-Size Model Fetish Continues

The Plus-Size Model Fetish Continues

June 10, 2011 No Comments

There’s been a lot of debate lately about the legitimacy of some reputable fashion magazines’ interest in plus-size models. Some welcome the development, insisting real women have been made invisible for far too long. Others argue women larger than a size zero shouldn’t just grace the covers occasionally, but should be integrated into everyday fashion ...

Sploshing: The New Dirty Secret For Sex Fetish Fans

Sploshing: The New Dirty Secret For Sex Fetish Fans

April 13, 2011 No Comments

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you’re lying there and your lover is dumping their Dairy Queen fudge sundae all over your naked body? I know it’s not just me, especially since the appropriately named WAM (Wet and Messy) fetish is no dream after all. For all of us who didn’t know ...

Seeking Pleasure In Little Patties of Delight

Seeking Pleasure In Little Patties of Delight

March 25, 2011 No Comments

Euphemistically called cow pies, these little pats of excrement dot most farmer’s fields, causing annoyance to almost everyone who notices them. Everyone, that is, except David Truscott. He is facing two years in jail for “bizarre and perverted activities” involving those little patties of delight. His arrest came after he was found masturbating surrounded by ...

Real Vampires Walk Among Us

Real Vampires Walk Among Us

January 27, 2011 No Comments

At least, that’s what they’d like us to think. There is a subculture of people who like to drink blood during sex. They embrace the darker side of their humanity and believe they have the power of seduction. They call themselves vampires. “Self-identified vampires realize humans are a mix of light and dark,” said D. ...

Fun And Funky (Or Fetish) Beds

Fun And Funky (Or Fetish) Beds

September 17, 2010 No Comments

For most people the bed is the place they sleep and have sex. I live in a small room so it’s also where I eat, watch tv, and do most other things. But for some, the bed fulfills their fantasies and is a magical place where all their dreams come true and great adventures happen. Fancy ...

Fetishes Are Weird (And Wonderful)

Fetishes Are Weird (And Wonderful)

September 13, 2010 No Comments

And you thought people who liked inflicting pain were weird… People who love mannequins, people in costumes, diapers, and lots lots more are all out there and all taking part in some very bizarre sexual behaviours. Check out this photo gallery of some unusual sexual fetishes. Which is your favourite? Which is the weirdest? Which ...

The Boy With A Latex Glove Fetish And Bad Advice

The Boy With A Latex Glove Fetish And Bad Advice

March 3, 2010 No Comments

A war is being waged among several advice columnists on what should be done about a 13-year-old boy with a latex fetish and I thought I should add my opinion to the list. Dear Prudence was asked by a mum what she should do about her son who seems to have a fetish for latex ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup