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Abstinence For Girls Because Boys Are Bad

Abstinence For Girls Because Boys Are Bad

May 5, 2011 1 Comment

Girls are naive, vulnerable, precious creatures who need to be coddled and protected from sexually aggressive boys. And yes, all boys are sexually aggressive. At least that’s what the UK parliament would have us believe with a new bill they are trying to turn to law that sees 13- to 16-year-old girls only being required to take ...

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

May 5, 2011 1 Comment

You’ve always wondered exactly what it is. Before you lost your virginity you wondered if something would snap up there. Thinking back on all those times you were horny but too scared to risk breakage, you’ll love the new name for hymen. Like balls loaded with semen, the RSFU (the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education) ...

Is It Okay To Change My Mind About Staying A Virgin Until Marriage?

Is It Okay To Change My Mind About Staying A Virgin Until Marriage?

October 27, 2010 2 Comments

Dear Madame X, I am the type of girl who does not believe in pre-marital sex. The main reason is that in my culture and my religion we believe in saving ourselves for our husbands. I love that idea, and I want only one man to take that away from me. However, I have had ...

In Praise Of Teenage Sex

In Praise Of Teenage Sex

September 8, 2010 1 Comment

Teenagers have been having sloppy, enthusiastic sex since before “teen” was a term. Parents used to marry off their children once they hit that randy age, but now we try to keep them cloistered and chaste. It hasn’t been working so well. The Netherlands has a different approach to sex. There boys and girls are ...

Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

October 23, 2009 2 Comments

The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit is now available and is causing trouble in Egypt. It allows women who are not virgins to fake it so their new husbands will think their hymen has broken, something like blood will appear, and husbands will never know that their wives have had other lovers.

Naive Jewish Girls And Manipulative Arab Men

Naive Jewish Girls And Manipulative Arab Men

October 13, 2009 No Comments

Jewish girls who date Arab men are not only naive, easily manipulated, and vulnerable, but consorting with the “enemy”, trouble makers, and bringing ruin on the Jewish Nation. This is according to an interview with a Jewish group that goes out into Israeli communities and hunts down these Jewish girls in an attempt to break ...

Brazilian Waxes For Ten Year Olds And Other Sexy Australian Milestones

Brazilian Waxes For Ten Year Olds And Other Sexy Australian Milestones

October 6, 2009 No Comments

Thousands of parents, teachers and children in Australia were surveyed to reveal a scary list of milestones in the minds of young girls. Brand names, Brazilian waxes and blow jobs are all necessary experiences for the under 14 set. Maggie Hamilton is a teacher who focused her research on the sexualization of children. She found ...

Girl Dies After Sex Disease Vaccination

Girl Dies After Sex Disease Vaccination

September 29, 2009 1 Comment

A girl has died shortly after getting the HPV vaccine. She was 14 and got this vaccine in school, as many youngsters have done since the vaccination program came out to help protect these girls from cancer. This is an incredibly controversial issue. Ever since the vaccine came out in 2006 for certain strands of ...

Should The UK Allow More Teen Sex?

Should The UK Allow More Teen Sex?

September 25, 2009 2 Comments

Mack // The UK is currently debating whether it should allow young people to have sex legally at the age of 14 instead of its current 16. The question: does the law do more harm than good?

Age Of First Sex Is Genetic

Age Of First Sex Is Genetic

September 15, 2009 No Comments

According to results of a study done by the University of Oregon and published on the BBC, nature rules over nurture when it comes to age of first sex. The study looked at cousins and their family situations such as presence or absence of a father-figure, poverty, education, and religion. It was concluded that “the ...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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