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Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

June 1, 2011 No Comments

Selling “Obama Condoms” on the streets of Manhattan has gotten a New York man arrested for the third time. Jose Andujar has told millions of New Yorkers and tourists that, “It’s the ultimate stimulus package for hard times.” What pun fun. But, due to unlicensed peddling, he is technically not allowed to barrage Times Square ...

Free Speech Includes “Boobies”

Free Speech Includes “Boobies”

April 16, 2011 No Comments

Middle school girls took their suspension due to their love of boobies to a national courtroom and found that the justice system also loves the lady lumps. The “I heart boobies” bracelet campaign has been prosperous, meaningful, and ultimately a success for breast cancer awareness and fundraising. Bracelets made by the Keep A Breast Foundation ...

Access To Free Porn Is A Human Right

Access To Free Porn Is A Human Right

February 3, 2011 2 Comments

Being able to access free porn online has been officially declared a right under freedom of speech rules in California. There was a lawsuit where the porn companies who require you to pay to see naked bodies sued the porn companies who allow you to see naked bodies for free, specifically RedTube.  They claimed that ...

Is It A Sin To Disagree With Me?

Is It A Sin To Disagree With Me?

May 3, 2010 No Comments

I may not agree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. A preacher has been arrested for publicly declaring his belief that homosexuality is a sin. He has been charged under the UK’s Public Order Act, which forbids using abusive or insulting language. At what point ...

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

January 27, 2010 No Comments

Yes, you read that right. Because a dictionary contains “oral sex” schools in a district of California have pulled it from the shelves. This really is censorship gone mad.

Censorship Gone Mad: Tube Poster Pulled For Too Much Cleavage

Censorship Gone Mad: Tube Poster Pulled For Too Much Cleavage

November 3, 2009 1 Comment

A poster advertising Calendar Girls has been pulled because there was too much cleavage showing. Transport for London has ruled that the cupcakes held in front of the actresses boobs were not big enough and must show no cleavage whatsoever before the posters can be put in tube stations. This play is about a group of ...

Prostitute Reviews Online

Prostitute Reviews Online

October 1, 2009 No Comments

A website is now available to review sex workers in London. You can now review sex workers like you would a hotel and pimps are using this to generate business online. The Equalities Minister in the UK wants to shut this down to prevent prostitution and human trafficking in the lead up to the Olympics there ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup