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Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

June 1, 2011 No Comments

Selling “Obama Condoms” on the streets of Manhattan has gotten a New York man arrested for the third time. Jose Andujar has told millions of New Yorkers and tourists that, “It’s the ultimate stimulus package for hard times.” What pun fun. But, due to unlicensed peddling, he is technically not allowed to barrage Times Square ...

Free Speech Includes “Boobies”

Free Speech Includes “Boobies”

April 16, 2011 No Comments

Middle school girls took their suspension due to their love of boobies to a national courtroom and found that the justice system also loves the lady lumps. The “I heart boobies” bracelet campaign has been prosperous, meaningful, and ultimately a success for breast cancer awareness and fundraising. Bracelets made by the Keep A Breast Foundation ...

Access To Free Porn Is A Human Right

Access To Free Porn Is A Human Right

February 3, 2011 2 Comments

Being able to access free porn online has been officially declared a right under freedom of speech rules in California. There was a lawsuit where the porn companies who require you to pay to see naked bodies sued the porn companies who allow you to see naked bodies for free, specifically RedTube.  They claimed that ...

Is It A Sin To Disagree With Me?

Is It A Sin To Disagree With Me?

May 3, 2010 No Comments

I may not agree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. A preacher has been arrested for publicly declaring his belief that homosexuality is a sin. He has been charged under the UK’s Public Order Act, which forbids using abusive or insulting language. At what point ...

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

January 27, 2010 No Comments

Yes, you read that right. Because a dictionary contains “oral sex” schools in a district of California have pulled it from the shelves. This really is censorship gone mad.

Censorship Gone Mad: Tube Poster Pulled For Too Much Cleavage

Censorship Gone Mad: Tube Poster Pulled For Too Much Cleavage

November 3, 2009 1 Comment

A poster advertising Calendar Girls has been pulled because there was too much cleavage showing. Transport for London has ruled that the cupcakes held in front of the actresses boobs were not big enough and must show no cleavage whatsoever before the posters can be put in tube stations. This play is about a group of ...

Prostitute Reviews Online

Prostitute Reviews Online

October 1, 2009 No Comments

A website is now available to review sex workers in London. You can now review sex workers like you would a hotel and pimps are using this to generate business online. The Equalities Minister in the UK wants to shut this down to prevent prostitution and human trafficking in the lead up to the Olympics there ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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