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Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

Obama Condoms Protect and Serve

June 1, 2011 No Comments

Selling “Obama Condoms” on the streets of Manhattan has gotten a New York man arrested for the third time. Jose Andujar has told millions of New Yorkers and tourists that, “It’s the ultimate stimulus package for hard times.” What pun fun. But, due to unlicensed peddling, he is technically not allowed to barrage Times Square ...

Free Speech Includes “Boobies”

Free Speech Includes “Boobies”

April 16, 2011 No Comments

Middle school girls took their suspension due to their love of boobies to a national courtroom and found that the justice system also loves the lady lumps. The “I heart boobies” bracelet campaign has been prosperous, meaningful, and ultimately a success for breast cancer awareness and fundraising. Bracelets made by the Keep A Breast Foundation ...

Access To Free Porn Is A Human Right

Access To Free Porn Is A Human Right

February 3, 2011 2 Comments

Being able to access free porn online has been officially declared a right under freedom of speech rules in California. There was a lawsuit where the porn companies who require you to pay to see naked bodies sued the porn companies who allow you to see naked bodies for free, specifically RedTube.  They claimed that ...

Is It A Sin To Disagree With Me?

Is It A Sin To Disagree With Me?

May 3, 2010 No Comments

I may not agree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it. A preacher has been arrested for publicly declaring his belief that homosexuality is a sin. He has been charged under the UK’s Public Order Act, which forbids using abusive or insulting language. At what point ...

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

Dictionaries Banned For Sex Words

January 27, 2010 No Comments

Yes, you read that right. Because a dictionary contains “oral sex” schools in a district of California have pulled it from the shelves. This really is censorship gone mad.

Censorship Gone Mad: Tube Poster Pulled For Too Much Cleavage

Censorship Gone Mad: Tube Poster Pulled For Too Much Cleavage

November 3, 2009 1 Comment

A poster advertising Calendar Girls has been pulled because there was too much cleavage showing. Transport for London has ruled that the cupcakes held in front of the actresses boobs were not big enough and must show no cleavage whatsoever before the posters can be put in tube stations. This play is about a group of ...

Prostitute Reviews Online

Prostitute Reviews Online

October 1, 2009 No Comments

A website is now available to review sex workers in London. You can now review sex workers like you would a hotel and pimps are using this to generate business online. The Equalities Minister in the UK wants to shut this down to prevent prostitution and human trafficking in the lead up to the Olympics there ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup