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Feminists And Their (Lack Of) Funny Bones

Feminists And Their (Lack Of) Funny Bones

November 18, 2011 No Comments

Question: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Hey, that’s not funny. This was a joke told to me by a guy I met at a party. I didn’t laugh at his joke because I knew that he actually believed what he was saying. He actually believed that feminists ...

Dick Jokes Won’t Get The Girl

Dick Jokes Won’t Get The Girl

October 21, 2011 No Comments

Every man knows that if you don’t look like that underwear model on the Pierre Cardin billboard, you can still be “the funny guy.” You can still get laid even if you’re short, fat, balding and even a jerk as long as you can induce the ROFLs and LOLs. Right? Wrong. A new psychology study has ...

Creepy Men And Rape Jokes Exit Stage Left

Creepy Men And Rape Jokes Exit Stage Left

August 27, 2011 1 Comment

The last two days have made one thing crystal clear: making a woman uncomfortable is hilarious! First Jim Carrey posts his creepy, makes-your-skin-crawl video for Emma Stone in which he professes his love for her and makes dramatic eye movements related to what he imagines their sex life would be like. Only thing is that ...

Head Of St Vitalis, Patron Saint For Genital Diseases, To Be Auctioned Off On Sunday

Head Of St Vitalis, Patron Saint For Genital Diseases, To Be Auctioned Off On Sunday

May 26, 2011 No Comments

If you’re scared of venereal diseases and feel you need extra protection from them on top of what your health center can give you, head over to Duleek, Ireland, this Sunday and where the head of St Vitalis, the patron saint for genital diseases, will be sold at an auction. Lodged in its Queen Anne ...

Everyone Gets Cold In Winter, Even Topless Ladies

Everyone Gets Cold In Winter, Even Topless Ladies

February 25, 2011 No Comments

Minneapolis was covered in snow, and while everyone else was bundled up in their winter coats, scarves and mittens, there sat Venus without a shirt on. A kindly soul took pity on her and made her one out of spray paint. The billboard was advertizing Venus Rising from the Sea, part of the Minneapolis Institute ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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