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Robots Will Dominate Sex, Then The World

Robots Will Dominate Sex, Then The World

June 10, 2011 1 Comment

Why have a human lover when you can a programmable one? Online chat-bots engage in sexy repartee with unsuspecting, late night web-browsers — successfully simulating a gorgeous 18 year old desperate for relief. While this was designed as innovative advertizing gimmick, it taps into the growing trend of people turning to technology for their emotional ...

The Future Of Sex Is Virtual

The Future Of Sex Is Virtual

June 9, 2011 No Comments

In a not-so-distant future, hotels will combine the naughtiness of cybersex with the intimacy of physical sex. The popular discount hotel chain, Travelodge, has hired futurologist Ian Pearson to predict what hotels rooms will be like in 2030. His report, the Future of Sleep, is the result of a six-month study which foretells the future ...

I Want It All!

I Want It All!

March 3, 2011 No Comments

The new birth control ad from Bayer makes me want to throw my remote through the television. The pill contains folic acid, for people who are taking birth control and then suddenly get pregnant. This doesn’t inspire confidence in the product for me, but then again, neither does the ad. A group of young, successful ...

By 2020, All Babies Will Be Test Tube Babies (And Sex Will Be Just For Fun)

By 2020, All Babies Will Be Test Tube Babies (And Sex Will Be Just For Fun)

May 17, 2010 No Comments

Because natural pregnancy is inefficient, within 10 years all couples will be using IVF to have kids, scientists say. Yet more evidence that their keen understanding of human nature likely led to wedgies and swirlies at school. Sex will be relegated to a leisure activity, much like horseback riding or smoking pot. Of course, by ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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