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My Reality Is Embarrassingly Full Of Fantasy

My Reality Is Embarrassingly Full Of Fantasy

January 11, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I have been with my boyfriend for two years and a problem has entered our relationship. He has always been into fantasy. He has pictures of dragons all over his apartment and has friends over to play Dungeons and Dragons. This has been slightly embarrassing in the past, but has not been ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

November 25, 2011 No Comments

Want to get adventurous in bed but can’t think of what to do? Buy a sex game! You can get anything from complicated games with many rules to simple erotic dice. It’s a great form of foreplay and you don’t need to think about it, just do it! So have fun!

How To Avoid The Royal Wedding

How To Avoid The Royal Wedding

April 28, 2011 No Comments

It hasn’t even happened and it’s too much for you to bear. And it’s WAY worse than those Valentine’s Day blues that make you want to stay in bed all day eating junk food and spiking your coffee with Baileys to turn your blues into delirium. I’ll say it just this once…it’s the royal wedding. ...

Animated Sex Games Blocked From XBox

Animated Sex Games Blocked From XBox

December 20, 2010 No Comments

ThriXXX is trying to sell a sex simulation game on XBox, but Microsoft has blocked it from being certified. It is currently available for PC games and is “software, which allows players to use hand gestures, voice commands, and objects to simulate sexual acts.” Microsoft did not approve of this software for use on XBox ...

Game Gives Men What They Deserve — A Shower Of Bullets And A Tombstone

Game Gives Men What They Deserve — A Shower Of Bullets And A Tombstone

June 3, 2010 3 Comments

You’re walking down the street. It’s late. As your footfalls echo across the pavement a man walks up to you and says “I wanna lick you all over.” So you take out your machine gun and pop his ass. This is a game for girls.

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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