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Dick Jokes Won’t Get The Girl

Dick Jokes Won’t Get The Girl

October 21, 2011 No Comments

Every man knows that if you don’t look like that underwear model on the Pierre Cardin billboard, you can still be “the funny guy.” You can still get laid even if you’re short, fat, balding and even a jerk as long as you can induce the ROFLs and LOLs. Right? Wrong. A new psychology study has ...

Too Pretty To Do Homework, But Not Too Young To Steal Your Boyfriend

Too Pretty To Do Homework, But Not Too Young To Steal Your Boyfriend

September 2, 2011 No Comments

There are so many important lessons feminists need to impart to the young teen and tween women of today. I personally would like to let “pretty girls” (and only the pretty girls) know that they don’t really have to try at school, read the occasional book or go to homework club because their looks will ...

Lazy Scientific Sunday Post

Lazy Scientific Sunday Post

July 17, 2011 No Comments

Zombie Marie Curie explains to a young girl that she’s not the only woman in science. She also imparts some advice about greatness, and radium.

Lady Hackers Fight For Their Place In An Increasingly Powerful Group

Lady Hackers Fight For Their Place In An Increasingly Powerful Group

May 9, 2011 No Comments

Hacking is one of the coolest ways to be a vigilante. It’s like you can be a super hero (or an evil genius) as long as you’re smart enough to know what you’re doing. Hacker groups were responsible for taking down websites like Amazon.com and Visa.com when they refused to support Julian Assange. These multi-million ...

My Mother Introduced Me To My Vagina

My Mother Introduced Me To My Vagina

May 8, 2011 No Comments

Like all girls, I got a bit worried when I first got my period. The fact that it arrived on my first day at new school probably didn’t help. It wasn’t quite a freak-out because my friends had started getting it in the past months and were still living perfectly normal lives. One of them ...

Abstinence Taught Me To Fear Sex And Hate Men

Abstinence Taught Me To Fear Sex And Hate Men

May 6, 2011 No Comments

Teaching a child to apply a condom on a banana is almost saying: “Now go and try this for yourself.” That’s what Conservative MP Nadine Dorries said to the British parliament as an argument in favour of requiring schools to start abstinence classes for teenage girls. According to Dorries, current sex education just isn’t cutting ...

Women Are Shrinking

Women Are Shrinking

May 1, 2011 No Comments

Most studies about the consequences of height differences are a little disheartening. As I tower at almost 5’3”, it’s discouraging to hear that tall people will most likely get better paying jobs than I will and there is nothing I can do about it, because my height is genetically determined. A new study on height ...

Are Young Women Afraid To Be Feminists?

Are Young Women Afraid To Be Feminists?

April 15, 2011 No Comments

When I told some of my friends that I was writing for this website, I received hesitant stares followed by the question “So…are you a feminist?” Am I a feminist? What does that word mean to a generation of women that were born 30 years after the civil rights movement? The majority of Generation Y ...

100 Years Of Celebrating Women

100 Years Of Celebrating Women

March 8, 2011 No Comments

Happy International Women’s Day! As we move forward into the wonderful future before us, take some time to remember the women who helped us get where we are today. (History is never entirely accurate. How many errors can you spot?) Contact the author here: editors@morningquickie.com

The War Of The Dolls

The War Of The Dolls

February 11, 2011 No Comments

Barbie is our favourite doll to hate, but there are actually worse dolls on the market. Liz Nord takes on the toys that want to turn our kids into Bratz. The Bratz dolls are wearing ten pounds of make up and such skimpy clothing that they look like prostitutes. I am confused why these dolls are selling ...

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Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Night Buses: The Final Frontier

Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...

Quickie Sex Tip

Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...

Why We’re All Still In Love With Jordan Catalano

Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...

Angry Sex Is Not Hot

Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...

Love, Family, Food, And Gender Transition

My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...

Quote Of The Week

A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...

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