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If We’re All Going To Die, Let’s Have A Beer

If We’re All Going To Die, Let’s Have A Beer

May 21, 2011 No Comments

I can’t write much this week, because I’ve got a few places to go today.  You see, according to a collection of the usual wild-eyed former estate agents, prison guards and manure spreaders all turned evangelical preachers (and all of them Americans, naturally), if you add up all the dates in the Bible, making a ...

Did God Have A Wife?

Did God Have A Wife?

March 21, 2011 1 Comment

God’s wife was erased from the Bible, a British theologian has discovered. Back in the day before Muslims and Christians, God was called Yahweh and he was worshiped along with his wife, Asherah. At least according to Francesca Stavrakopoulou, a lecturer at the department of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter. “After years ...

Getting Off With God

Getting Off With God

February 23, 2011 No Comments

Sex sells, and Churches want in on the action. Spicing up sermons is a good way to put butts on seats, especially now when attendance is at an all time low. Personally, my layman’s understanding of the Bible is that St. Paul thought having sex wasn’t a good thing, but “it is better to marry ...

A Christian Wife Will Submit To Your Decision To Do The Dishes

A Christian Wife Will Submit To Your Decision To Do The Dishes

November 15, 2010 No Comments

Satan will do everything in his power to get us to take the lead in our homes. He wants to make us resent our husband’s position of authority so that we will begin to usurp it. . . . Women need to pray for God to renew a spirit of submission in their hearts. That ...

God Gets A Sex Change — Is “He” Being Neutered?

God Gets A Sex Change — Is “He” Being Neutered?

September 8, 2010 No Comments

Despite attempts from Alanis Morisette to convince us of the contrary, most people think of God as male. He is often depicted as an elderly man in the sky with a long white beard and twinkling/vengeful eyes (depending on your denomination). The Scottish Episcopal Church has authorized the removal of all references to the divine ...

Cheating Is For The Dummies And Religion For The Paranoid

Cheating Is For The Dummies And Religion For The Paranoid

March 1, 2010 3 Comments

If your guy cheats, dump him. Not only is he an unfaithful bastard, but he’s also probably not very bright. Scientists have found a positive correlation between intelligence and monogamy. There is also a link between men with a lower IQ and belief in God. The theory is that remaining faithful to your partner is ...

Paternal Care Is Not Natural

September 25, 2009 No Comments

Mick // Having a baby is difficult. Its basic maintenance is time consuming and boring. And because James Delingpole doesn’t like it, and none of his friends do either, he assumes women love it.

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