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Wedding Vows: To Love, Honour And… Say What?!

Wedding Vows: To Love, Honour And… Say What?!

March 26, 2012 2 Comments

So after you’ve finally settled on a venue and chosen a dress (of the appropriate colour) and made a guest list and undergone the inevitable guilt for failing to make every female friend of yours a bridesmaid (sorry again, Lacey, it’s just that I don’t like you that much), you come to the realization that ...

If We’re All Going To Die, Let’s Have A Beer

If We’re All Going To Die, Let’s Have A Beer

May 21, 2011 No Comments

I can’t write much this week, because I’ve got a few places to go today.  You see, according to a collection of the usual wild-eyed former estate agents, prison guards and manure spreaders all turned evangelical preachers (and all of them Americans, naturally), if you add up all the dates in the Bible, making a ...

Did God Have A Wife?

Did God Have A Wife?

March 21, 2011 1 Comment

God’s wife was erased from the Bible, a British theologian has discovered. Back in the day before Muslims and Christians, God was called Yahweh and he was worshiped along with his wife, Asherah. At least according to Francesca Stavrakopoulou, a lecturer at the department of Theology and Religion at the University of Exeter. “After years ...

Getting Off With God

Getting Off With God

February 23, 2011 No Comments

Sex sells, and Churches want in on the action. Spicing up sermons is a good way to put butts on seats, especially now when attendance is at an all time low. Personally, my layman’s understanding of the Bible is that St. Paul thought having sex wasn’t a good thing, but “it is better to marry ...

A Christian Wife Will Submit To Your Decision To Do The Dishes

A Christian Wife Will Submit To Your Decision To Do The Dishes

November 15, 2010 No Comments

Satan will do everything in his power to get us to take the lead in our homes. He wants to make us resent our husband’s position of authority so that we will begin to usurp it. . . . Women need to pray for God to renew a spirit of submission in their hearts. That ...

God Gets A Sex Change — Is “He” Being Neutered?

God Gets A Sex Change — Is “He” Being Neutered?

September 8, 2010 No Comments

Despite attempts from Alanis Morisette to convince us of the contrary, most people think of God as male. He is often depicted as an elderly man in the sky with a long white beard and twinkling/vengeful eyes (depending on your denomination). The Scottish Episcopal Church has authorized the removal of all references to the divine ...

Cheating Is For The Dummies And Religion For The Paranoid

Cheating Is For The Dummies And Religion For The Paranoid

March 1, 2010 3 Comments

If your guy cheats, dump him. Not only is he an unfaithful bastard, but he’s also probably not very bright. Scientists have found a positive correlation between intelligence and monogamy. There is also a link between men with a lower IQ and belief in God. The theory is that remaining faithful to your partner is ...

Paternal Care Is Not Natural

September 25, 2009 No Comments

Mick // Having a baby is difficult. Its basic maintenance is time consuming and boring. And because James Delingpole doesn’t like it, and none of his friends do either, he assumes women love it.

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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