You know the saying “It’s not the journey, it’s the destination?” Well, my hair story is a journey. A journey of self-discovery. I know what you might be thinking. What the hell kind of First World feminist, skewed self-awareness and failed attempt at philosophy is that? This piece is about much more than hair. It’s ...
Women have waged a war against the drooling, rage-filled hair beast who cannot be reasoned with. The problem has reached such epic proportions that if we fail to act now, our dead ends may actually rise from Hades and try to bite us, turning us into hair-raising zombies. And we’ve all seen what a zombie’s ...
It may not be a verified science but many women agree there’s nothing like changing your hairstyle, make-up, clothes or general look to remedy a nasty break-up. But why is it that being dumped makes us automatically whip out our wallets and want to change ourselves? A new study reveals British women spend more than ...
Well isn’t this interesting. The clothing company with the skeeziest pedigree has embraced the bush. Does this mean that the famous perv Dov Charney wants to strike a blow for women’s lib? Does he want to do some fancy footwork to repair his tarnished image? Nope. He’s just riding the wave, because bush has been ...
Why are men so scared of women cutting their hair? I have had long luscious locks for most of my life and every now and then consider chopping it all off because it can be so much hassle to take care of. And on many occasions men have absolutely flipped out that I am thinking ...
Do you prefer blondes, brunettes or redheads? It’s the sort of humorous, passable question a man might be asked when sitting with mates at a pub or a BBQ. It’s a question that sits alongside other heated and debatable classics like, “If you switched bodies with a woman for 24 hours, would you have sex ...
Rachel Johnson wrote in the Evening Standard that blondes have more fun. She spewed a whole column of nastiness about Mariella Frostrup, who recently complained that blondes still have to endure sexism, which is probably true. But Rachel has trivialized the debate, and calls her a “bottle blonde”, and says she thinks “real” blondes have ...
Men don’t understand women. Women train their boyfriends to behave the way they want. It’s all a bit nuts, if you ask me. One men’s magazine has said that women have brainwashed men into behaving certain ways and doing things for them. What do we think about this? Read on.
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I am a human being who happens to be a woman. This means, like all other human beings (close to 7 billion of us!), I have body hair. So why are people so afraid of women’s body hair?
Pubic hair is shocking. Proper ladies don’t have it, assuming it shows a lack of hygiene and general slothfulness. It’s also just so damn messy. However in a recent photo shoot for French Vogue, Crystal Renn proves that it is also just so damn sexy. [NSFW] Pubic hair was disappearing. It went from the wild ...
Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...
Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...
Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...
Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...
Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...
My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...
A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...
