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On Female Excuses

On Female Excuses

April 6, 2012 No Comments

Thanks to Margo Hannah for letting us repost this great article! After years of inhabiting a female body, I believe I’m entitled to a partial opinion on how it operates. One thing I’d like to bring up is the hormonal excuse we drag out to exempt ourselves from owning erratic behaviour. As far as I’m ...

Men And The Dreaded Snuggly-Wugglies

Men And The Dreaded Snuggly-Wugglies

March 31, 2012 No Comments

If you put your faith in popular media you’d assume that men drool at the mention of sex but wince at the sound of snuggle and that women are so snuggle obsessed that they’ll even go to the extraordinary lengths of having sex to get it. Truth is, the gap in male and female needs ...

Is It Safe To Take Prenatal Vitamins If Not Pregnant?

Is It Safe To Take Prenatal Vitamins If Not Pregnant?

March 28, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I’ve heard that taking prenatal vitamins can help your nails, hair and can even relieve some symptoms of PMS. If I don’t have plans to have kids anytime soon (if at all), is it safe for me to take? Will it make me more likely to get pregnant or mess with my ...

Ouch, That Hurts!

Ouch, That Hurts!

January 24, 2012 No Comments

This phrase may be uttered more often by women than by men, and it’s not just because men are so tough and macho. Although it’s possible for men to underplay the pain they feel in the name of preserving their masculinity, researchers suggest there’s something much deeper underlying the difference between men and women when ...

Could Having Sex Reduce Traffic Accidents?

Could Having Sex Reduce Traffic Accidents?

December 17, 2011 No Comments

I read a newspaper article today about the ages in the UK at which men and women (or boys and girls, it turned out) are having sex.  Its main thrust (ho,ho) was that women are tending to have sex for the first time at a younger age on average, with a recent survey revealing that ...

Nuns On The Pill

Nuns On The Pill

December 8, 2011 No Comments

Not planning to have a baby? There’s a pill for that. Not planning to have a baby ever, or to die from ovarian cancer? There’s also a pill for that. The same one, actually. As well as helping you to not become pregnant when you don’t want to be, that pill can also decrease your ...

That Horny Time Of The Month

That Horny Time Of The Month

December 7, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My period makes me horny. I don’t know why but that is the time of the month that I most want to get down and dirty. My nights are filled with sexy dreams and at work I keep having naughty thoughts (sometimes ones that make me blush). Most men don’t mind so ...

The Right To Eat Your Placenta

The Right To Eat Your Placenta

December 6, 2011 No Comments

A woman in PEI is hoping to change hospital rules to allow women the right to eat their placenta. Currently the local hospital does not let women take their placenta home with them. But a business woman, Amber Morrissey, hopes to help women turn their placenta into pills. Other mammals eat their placenta, and, in ...

Women Cause Prostate Cancer

Women Cause Prostate Cancer

November 16, 2011 No Comments

Is it possible that women cause prostate cancer? Researchers in Toronto are looking at a possible correlation between the birth control pill and rising rates of prostate cancer. What a surprise! The story goes something like this: women consume the pill and pee out excess estrogen into the water, which then goes into our environment ...

What Being Kicked In The Balls Really Feels Like

What Being Kicked In The Balls Really Feels Like

November 12, 2011 No Comments

Carrying on from last time, here are three more questions Mrs Lobster thought it might be nice to have an answer to. I’m not replying to womankind on behalf of mankind, I just thought it might be of moderate (or even slight) interest. Why do men cry less than women? Do you suppress it, do ...

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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