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RIP Playboy Club

RIP Playboy Club

October 6, 2011 No Comments

(September 19, 2011 – October 4, 2011) A moment of silence, please, for The Playboy Club. It passed away in the night, while its viewers were peacefully sleeping. It was three episodes old. It is survived by Mad Men and Pan Am. When it first hit the scene there was hope for the show. It ...

Playboy Bunnies Bounce Back

Playboy Bunnies Bounce Back

May 26, 2011 1 Comment

For anyone who thought the Playboy franchise was past its prime (like Hefner himself), think again. The skimpy outfits adorned with bunny ears, bushy bunny tails and bulging busts remain alive and well. Playboy may have been in its heyday in the ’60s and ’70s, but it’s now bouncing back — with a vengeance. A ...

Sex Causes Heart Attacks (But Also Makes You Fit)

Sex Causes Heart Attacks (But Also Makes You Fit)

March 24, 2011 No Comments

It’s true, sex can increase the chances of a heart attack! Of course, this is only a small chance and there’s a lot people can do to prevent this. Researchers found links between physical activity, sex, and heart attacks when looking at 14 studies of over 6,000 people. They found that physical activity, including sex, ...

Playboy Is Sick, Contagious, And Under Investigation By The Department Of Health

Playboy Is Sick, Contagious, And Under Investigation By The Department Of Health

February 14, 2011 No Comments

Guests of the Playboy Mansion are being struck down by a mysterious illness. The grotto is well-known for being a cesspool of bubbling infection and disease. However, an outbreak of respiratory infections by guests at the mansion has promoted the LA Department of Public Health to investigate. Dozens of people have become sick after attending ...

Playboy Settles Down Into May (End-Of-) December Romance

Playboy Settles Down Into May (End-Of-) December Romance

December 27, 2010 1 Comment

Hugh Hefner proposed to one of his “girlfriends” at Christmas. Crystal Harris was presented with a ring and will become the new Mrs Playboy. With a mere 60 years between the two, speculation is flying about the nature of their romance. What drew them together? His looks? Her wit? Certainly not a need to increase ...

Playmates Are “High Class Hookers”

Playmates Are “High Class Hookers”

November 24, 2009 1 Comment

You can have the girls next door, for about $10,000. Madam Michelle Braun claims that she spent 11 years matching Playboy Playmates with kings, Fortune 500 CEOs and professional athletes. She alleges that women in the house actively recruited for her and 7 out of 8 worked for her. Hef will want to know when ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup