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Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

May 5, 2011 1 Comment

You’ve always wondered exactly what it is. Before you lost your virginity you wondered if something would snap up there. Thinking back on all those times you were horny but too scared to risk breakage, you’ll love the new name for hymen. Like balls loaded with semen, the RSFU (the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education) ...

Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

October 23, 2009 2 Comments

The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit is now available and is causing trouble in Egypt. It allows women who are not virgins to fake it so their new husbands will think their hymen has broken, something like blood will appear, and husbands will never know that their wives have had other lovers.

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Night Buses: The Final Frontier

Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...

Quickie Sex Tip

Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...

Why We’re All Still In Love With Jordan Catalano

Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...

Angry Sex Is Not Hot

Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...

Love, Family, Food, And Gender Transition

My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...

Quote Of The Week

A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...

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