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[Un]veiled Contempt: Why I Choose Not To Cover Up

[Un]veiled Contempt: Why I Choose Not To Cover Up

February 13, 2012 5 Comments

Wedding veils have been a point of contention for progressive brides since the birth of feminism. “I didn’t want to walk into this life-changing event looking like I didn’t have my eyes open,” my mother, married in 1970, told me. “It didn’t make sense to me that I should want to hide myself or imply ...

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

Breaking News: Hymen Does Not Exist!

May 5, 2011 1 Comment

You’ve always wondered exactly what it is. Before you lost your virginity you wondered if something would snap up there. Thinking back on all those times you were horny but too scared to risk breakage, you’ll love the new name for hymen. Like balls loaded with semen, the RSFU (the Swedish Association for Sexuality Education) ...

Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

October 23, 2009 2 Comments

The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit is now available and is causing trouble in Egypt. It allows women who are not virgins to fake it so their new husbands will think their hymen has broken, something like blood will appear, and husbands will never know that their wives have had other lovers.

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup