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Bad In Bed? You’re More Likely To Cheat

Bad In Bed? You’re More Likely To Cheat

June 23, 2011 No Comments

  Instead of working through sexual issues and insecurities together, a new study has found that many individuals find sexual confidence in straying. Each issue of concern a person has about his or her bedroom performance increased the likelihood of that person cheating. Women are eight percent more likely to cheat if they have problems, ...

Erection Pill That Melts In Your Mouth

Erection Pill That Melts In Your Mouth

March 22, 2011 1 Comment

A new impotence drug has just been introduced that melts in your mouth like a fizzy candy. The theory is that men find the larger pills awkward, embarrassing, and inconvenient. They hope this new kind, that comes with a discreet black box that can be carried in a pocket, will help men who aren’t currently getting help ...

My Partner’s Impotence Is My Unintentional Celibacy

My Partner’s Impotence Is My Unintentional Celibacy

May 23, 2010 1 Comment

My partner is impotent. The medication he is on makes his penis small and tucked away, as if he is constantly cold. With the nicest attention it will peak its head out before limply pulling back. Sex is entirely out of the question. But this article is not about it. It is about me.

Beautiful Women Cause Heart Attacks

Beautiful Women Cause Heart Attacks

May 3, 2010 2 Comments

Beautiful women cause heart attacks? Not quite, but researchers have found that being near beautiful women (for men) increases levels of a hormone that is linked to heart disease. Generally, this hormone is useful to humans.

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

Impotence And Men Who Fake Their Orgasms

March 10, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a man who fakes orgasms. Lately I have found it very difficult to come with my wife. I get hard enough to get inside of her, but then it just dies. I have to pretend I’ve orgasmed because otherwise it would be devastating for her. At first it was only ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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