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A 21st Century Madonna/Whore

A 21st Century Madonna/Whore

April 13, 2012 No Comments

This week I had a meltdown. In its wake, the remains of a Very Nice and Thoughtful Man who (I once spent a weekend with) (and) happened to be in the wrong email conversation at the wrong time, was being a bit flippant about the thing that was upsetting me. Let me give you some ...

Maybe It’s True That All Women Are Bisexual

Maybe It’s True That All Women Are Bisexual

October 21, 2011 No Comments

A new study finds that more than half of women experience feelings of attraction towards other women at some point in their lives. Researchers at Boise State University (BSU) polled a group of 484 heterosexual women and found that a whopping 60 percent of those polled were sexually attracted to other women. On top of this, 45 ...

The Future Of Sex Is Virtual

The Future Of Sex Is Virtual

June 9, 2011 No Comments

In a not-so-distant future, hotels will combine the naughtiness of cybersex with the intimacy of physical sex. The popular discount hotel chain, Travelodge, has hired futurologist Ian Pearson to predict what hotels rooms will be like in 2030. His report, the Future of Sleep, is the result of a six-month study which foretells the future ...

Teddy Bears For Grown-Ups With Relationship Issues

Teddy Bears For Grown-Ups With Relationship Issues

April 5, 2011 No Comments

Some people like to snuggle after sex and some do not. For the one who do, the sudden cold and empty bed can be a place of loneliness — but for the one who do not, it can feel like a prison. What is the solution? One company thinks you should snuggle with a teddy ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

November 26, 2010 No Comments

Want to improve intimacy with your partner? Keep your eyes open during sex and look each other in the eye. You might be a bit shy, but once you try it you can see how it improves intimacy and orgasm.

Unlocking Erotic Intelligence

Unlocking Erotic Intelligence

September 28, 2010 No Comments

Everyone knows that after a while the lusty sex-crazed desire of a new relationship will fizzle into a warm tender glow. And as much as we know this to be true it’s often frustrating and we still want to have those nights of wild animal sex with our partner. Amazon.com Widgets Mating in Captivity by ...

The Secret Of A Good Marriage

March 21, 2010 No Comments

Eric Idle recently enthused about the benefits of sleeping apart from his wife. I know it’s the new unspoken taboo, but I just can’t get behind it.

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How To Be A Good Lover (Til Death Do You Part)

How To Be A Good Lover (Til Death Do You Part)

December 9, 2009 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My fiancée and I were both virgins when we met. She was because of religious reasons but I had just never had the opportunity. We’ve had sex quite a bit since we got engaged and it is very nice. I had gotten some advice from friends though, and it seems like we ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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