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More Penis? Yes, Please

More Penis? Yes, Please

September 22, 2011 1 Comment

It’s not often that a day goes by without hearing the word “penis.” Hey, I’m not complaining. Austin Powers had some funny euphemisms for it, but lately, I find that I want it raw and uncensored (the word or the actual flesh and blood). And this is just what’s on the menu this fall. I’m ...

The Golden Rule Of Comedy: Being Gay Is Hilarious

The Golden Rule Of Comedy: Being Gay Is Hilarious

May 22, 2011 No Comments

Lady Gaga is a gay icon who has used her celebrity status to support LGBT rights. That is, until last night’s SNL digital short entitled “Threeway: The Golden Rule.” Gaga is one of many celebrities who has been vocal on the subject of gay rights. One of her most profound acts of support was speaking ...

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

March 15, 2011 No Comments

The deepest, darkest depths of the night are when the infomericals begin to hunt their prey. While our brains begin to work at only one fifth their usual capacity, their crazy logic begins to make sense. We wonder what we’ll watch on TV while using the ab cruncher, and agree that everything does look better ...

Lazy Sunday Post – Boxing Day Edition 2010

Lazy Sunday Post – Boxing Day Edition 2010

December 26, 2010 1 Comment

This Boxing Day we wanted to show you our favourite songs about boxes. Plus, if you’ve forgotten to buy that special someone a gift you can just follow the handy instructions below to make a cheap and cheerful gift with an extra special thrill! Enjoy! Contact the author here: mack@morningquickie.com

Powerful Women Know What To Drink, And What Their Men Should Taste

Powerful Women Know What To Drink, And What Their Men Should Taste

July 28, 2010 No Comments

He’s bringing sexy back, yeah. In a new ad for his tequila brand, Justin Timberlake ventures into the complimentary areas of oral sex and female empowerment. Using alcohol to sell sex is nothing new, but it is rare to see a woman on the receiving end. A well dressed woman walks into the room, talking ...

All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

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