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More Penis? Yes, Please

More Penis? Yes, Please

September 22, 2011 1 Comment

It’s not often that a day goes by without hearing the word “penis.” Hey, I’m not complaining. Austin Powers had some funny euphemisms for it, but lately, I find that I want it raw and uncensored (the word or the actual flesh and blood). And this is just what’s on the menu this fall. I’m ...

The Golden Rule Of Comedy: Being Gay Is Hilarious

The Golden Rule Of Comedy: Being Gay Is Hilarious

May 22, 2011 No Comments

Lady Gaga is a gay icon who has used her celebrity status to support LGBT rights. That is, until last night’s SNL digital short entitled “Threeway: The Golden Rule.” Gaga is one of many celebrities who has been vocal on the subject of gay rights. One of her most profound acts of support was speaking ...

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

Making Fun Of Celebrity Diets (With Celebrities)!

March 15, 2011 No Comments

The deepest, darkest depths of the night are when the infomericals begin to hunt their prey. While our brains begin to work at only one fifth their usual capacity, their crazy logic begins to make sense. We wonder what we’ll watch on TV while using the ab cruncher, and agree that everything does look better ...

Lazy Sunday Post – Boxing Day Edition 2010

Lazy Sunday Post – Boxing Day Edition 2010

December 26, 2010 1 Comment

This Boxing Day we wanted to show you our favourite songs about boxes. Plus, if you’ve forgotten to buy that special someone a gift you can just follow the handy instructions below to make a cheap and cheerful gift with an extra special thrill! Enjoy! Contact the author here: mack@morningquickie.com

Powerful Women Know What To Drink, And What Their Men Should Taste

Powerful Women Know What To Drink, And What Their Men Should Taste

July 28, 2010 No Comments

He’s bringing sexy back, yeah. In a new ad for his tequila brand, Justin Timberlake ventures into the complimentary areas of oral sex and female empowerment. Using alcohol to sell sex is nothing new, but it is rare to see a woman on the receiving end. A well dressed woman walks into the room, talking ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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