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Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

January 13, 2012 No Comments

If you’ve always been interested in kink, sex parties, or S&M but too afraid to try it, take yourself to a nightclub with fetish nights! This way you can have a gentle introduction to it, you don’t have to participate, and you can decide how you feel before going any further. Most big cities have ...

Hidden Cameras Are Not Sexy

Hidden Cameras Are Not Sexy

September 7, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I like to remember my conquests and I often record these escapades with a hidden camera. Sometimes I tell the girls, if they look like they’ll be up for it, but usually I just keep quiet. What’s the harm, I’m the only one going to see it anyway, right? I hired a ...

Seeking Pleasure In Little Patties of Delight

Seeking Pleasure In Little Patties of Delight

March 25, 2011 No Comments

Euphemistically called cow pies, these little pats of excrement dot most farmer’s fields, causing annoyance to almost everyone who notices them. Everyone, that is, except David Truscott. He is facing two years in jail for “bizarre and perverted activities” involving those little patties of delight. His arrest came after he was found masturbating surrounded by ...

Sleeping With The Stars

Sleeping With The Stars

January 24, 2010 No Comments

Do the stars dictate our fate? Some go further and believe they dictate our sexual proclivities. Judith Bennett’s classic book Sex Signs makes the argument that our night time activities are dictated by the stars above. Read the conversation below between a Pisces and Taurus to see if it makes a good case.

Why Do Men Use Prostitutes? Because They Can Get Away With It

Why Do Men Use Prostitutes? Because They Can Get Away With It

January 15, 2010 2 Comments

An article was published examining why men use prostitutes based on a study of over 700 men in six countries. This article was sensationalist, citing worn out old stereotypes about how all men are potential rapists and how normal women won’t do the things they want them to do, and did nothing to answer the question ...

A Kinky Death

A Kinky Death

November 19, 2009 1 Comment

A man was killed after being beaten up by a friend, allegedly because he gained sexual arousal from physical violence and asked to be beaten. Sadomasochism can be fun but people must understand the risks involved with hard-core kink and this event goes to show it is not always fun and games. Amjad Malik, prosecuting, told ...

Female Ejaculation Is Not Urination

Female Ejaculation Is Not Urination

October 9, 2009 4 Comments

Apparently the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) thinks it is an expert on sexuality based on it’s claim that female ejaculation is the same as urination. This is NOT true! Women are able to ejaculate and it is not the same as urination. The BBFC has approved the first ever porn film with female ...

Sex Slaves

Sex Slaves

October 7, 2009 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My wife and I are like to play games where I tie her up and she is my slave. It’s good stuff but a little vanilla for me. We’re going away next weekend and I want her to be my slave all week. I want to put a collar around her neck ...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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