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Are We More Than Friends? How Do I Know?

Are We More Than Friends? How Do I Know?

June 30, 2010 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, I know girls like to be kissed spontaneously and it’s incredibly romantic, but how do you know whether she wants to kiss you before you go in for it? I really like this girl and we are good friends. I would like to kiss her, but I don’t want to make her uncomfortable. Is ...

No Kissing Please, I’m Catholic

No Kissing Please, I’m Catholic

April 2, 2010 1 Comment

Neal McDonough, formerly of Desperate Housewives fame, was reportedly sacked three days into a million dollar job for refusing to film any intimate scenes, including just kissing. Apparently this is against his religion. Sorry dude, but that’s taking it a bit too far!

Dubai Pays Lip Service To Love

Dubai Pays Lip Service To Love

March 17, 2010 No Comments

Dubai gets a lot of attention for its staggering displays of wealth, as it positions itself as a London-meets-Disneyland on crack. But that wasn’t the experience for one British couple, who face a 30-day jail sentence for kissing. Back in November, the two defendants were casually strolling through a beachfront shopping mall when the offending ...

How To Handle A Kissmas Party

How To Handle A Kissmas Party

December 16, 2009 No Comments

Mistletoe. Poisonous but oh so much fun! It’s a great way to sneak a kiss but how does one navigate this door jamb foliage? The Loiter Grab an eggnog and strike up a conversation near the door in the hopes that your target will wander by. The Stalker Subtly follow the target around the party, ...

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Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Body Hair Is The Pits! Seriously?

The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...

Racist Family Offending My Spouse

Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...

Young Adam Is A Misogynist

There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...

Lazy Sunday Hair Post

Check out 200,000 years of of women’s hair and makeup!

Nobody Likes A Cock

My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...

Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...

Titanic Feminism

Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...

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