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Lady Gaga’s Mother Monster Manifesto

Lady Gaga’s Mother Monster Manifesto

March 1, 2011 No Comments

Lady Gaga’s new music video has motherhood as it’s theme, and anyone who has ever given birth will appreciate the unmitigated grossness of the images. It appears that she is the mother of good and evil. This her introduction to Born This Way: [Name], a Government owned alien territory in space, a birth of magnificent ...

Without Make Up Lady Gaga Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt With A Guitar (So Not Bad At All)

Without Make Up Lady Gaga Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt With A Guitar (So Not Bad At All)

September 10, 2010 No Comments

I’ve never been goo-goo for Gaga, but there is no denying that she has become the icon of our times. Unlike many other pop stars, the feminists have flocked and the fashionistas adored her — so she has shot to the top pretty much unscathed… until now. Lada Gaga And The Pornificaiton Of America asks ...

Lady Gaga: Extreme Dieter Or Lupus Sufferer

Lady Gaga: Extreme Dieter Or Lupus Sufferer

September 7, 2010 No Comments

Lady Gaga has been scrutinized by the public in every aspect of her life. The lastest gossip news is that she was hospitalized six times last year for problems caused by “extreme dieting”. A new book has come out claiming she was “physically and mentally ill”. She would apparently binge on junk food then not ...

The Other Man: Is Lady Gaga Really As Great As They Make Her Out To Be?

The Other Man: Is Lady Gaga Really As Great As They Make Her Out To Be?

July 17, 2010 No Comments

I started this post wanting to trash Lady Gaga. I can’t understand all the unconditional love (especially the folks at Jezebel, for whom feminism is a job), the flattering comparisons to other musicians, the obvious fashion-marketing-ploy-turned-philosophy. In other words, it would be very easy for me to hate her. It would be even easier if ...

Kate Nash Rocks The F-Word

Kate Nash Rocks The F-Word

July 11, 2010 No Comments

Could it be? Is feminist no longer a dirty word? Yesterday British songstress Kate Nash admitted she was one of “those” women. If only others would follow her example.

Teens Display Wide-Eyed Innocence, Or Is It Just Their Contacts?

Teens Display Wide-Eyed Innocence, Or Is It Just Their Contacts?

July 5, 2010 No Comments

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then why not remodel your tiny panes with some floor to ceiling action? Wide-eyed contact lenses have been in Asia for decades but have just made the leap to the New York Times thanks to Lady Gaga. But they could make you blind, experts warn. Lady ...

Parenting Fail: The Right And Wrong Way For Kids To Dance In Public

Parenting Fail: The Right And Wrong Way For Kids To Dance In Public

March 3, 2010 No Comments

It’s no surprise that kids like adult music. I mean wouldn’t you pick Rihanna over Raffi? But there is a difference between dancing to grown-up music, and dancing like a grown-up. Especially in a public sphere like television or YouTube. It is every girl’s dream to dance on stage like the stars on TV. Yet ...

Lady Gaga Wants To Comment On Her Dick And/Or Vagina

Lady Gaga Wants To Comment On Her Dick And/Or Vagina

February 25, 2010 No Comments

Lady Gaga poses on the cover of the Q with her dick out. “I want to comment on [my dick] in a beautiful, artistic way. How I wanna show it. And I want to call this piece Lady Gaga Dies Hard,” she said. Of course the mag went with “Lady Gaga has Risen.” “We all ...

Going Ga-Ga For The Lady’s Condoms

Going Ga-Ga For The Lady’s Condoms

February 23, 2010 No Comments

It’s hard to keep a pokerface looking at these neon wonders. But Lady Gaga’s line of condoms has all proceeds going to Planned Parenthood. Hopefully they have as much substance as style. “It’s not complicated, just a fashion statement,” Salon reports the pop icon saying. “Everybody wrap it up with Jeremy Scott for Proper Attire ...

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Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Body Hair Is The Pits! Seriously?

The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...

Racist Family Offending My Spouse

Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...

Young Adam Is A Misogynist

There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...

Lazy Sunday Hair Post

Check out 200,000 years of of women’s hair and makeup!

Nobody Likes A Cock

My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...

Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...

Titanic Feminism

Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...

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