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Lazy Vampire Sex Post

Lazy Vampire Sex Post

November 13, 2011 No Comments

Soon Bella Swan, of Twilight fame, will give birth to her vampire spawn. Or rather, after enduring an incredibly painful and life-threatening pregnancy, the baby will be literally ripped from her womb. It makes a girl wonder, why would anyone want to have sex with a vampire anyway? The Cracked team takes a stab (through ...

Sex Addiction Is Not Just For Men, And It’s Not A Joke

Sex Addiction Is Not Just For Men, And It’s Not A Joke

September 20, 2011 No Comments

Contrary to popular belief, women can be sex addicts, too. In fact, up to 12 percent of people seeking treatment for this addiction are women (not to mention the ones who aren’t reported). Surprised? This is something that’s rarely talked about, and rarely taken seriously. “Do sex addicts really exist?” is something I hear quite ...

Should Men Be Applauded For Faithfulness?

Should Men Be Applauded For Faithfulness?

September 10, 2011 No Comments

Our editor, back from her lost weekend cruising the loucher bars of festival Edinburgh, recently brought an article to my attention.  It took the rather unusual stance (at least for a feminist author) that men, finding themselves, as they generally do, in severely straitened sexual circumstances following marriage, are to be admired on a daily ...

Early Menopause: Unexplainable And On The Rise

Early Menopause: Unexplainable And On The Rise

July 8, 2011 No Comments

One in twenty women will experience menopause before the age of 40, a new study has found. This early menopause can threaten more than your sex drive and mood swings. Risks include heart attack, stroke and bone disease, but researchers have been unable to explain the cause. This research, done by the Imperial College London, ...

Atheists Have More Fun In Bed

Atheists Have More Fun In Bed

May 25, 2011 No Comments

Your sex life doesn’t seem as exciting as some of your friends’? Do you believe in God? According to a new study by two Kansas University researchers, that might be the issue. Amanda Brown and Dr. Darrel W. Ray, a psychologist and the author of The God Virus: How Religion Affects Our Lives and Culture, ...

Sex? No Thanks!

Sex? No Thanks!

May 3, 2011 No Comments

My, oh my! It turns out not all young men are tripping over themselves to get more action. And now there are stats to prove it. A recent study found 12 percent of Australian men aged 16-24 actually wanted less sex — a higher proportion than any other age group. “Although it’s a minority, it’s ...

Ego Bigger Than Libido

Ego Bigger Than Libido

January 12, 2011 No Comments

Ego-boosting things like receiving compliments and doing well on a test are more important than sex and money. Researchers looked at wants and needs around sex, money, food, and friends, and sex and money were not ranked as high as expected. They said this “should raise red flags about the role of self-esteem in society.” ...

Women Dress To Impress Women (Sorry Guys, It’s Not About You)

Women Dress To Impress Women (Sorry Guys, It’s Not About You)

August 6, 2010 No Comments

Do you feel like going shopping for a sexy new outfit? A little black dress or new lingerie perhaps? When you get home and show off the goods to your partner, you will probably want to have sex. Chances are you’re ovulating.

Medication Makes Me Not Want Sex, Help!

Medication Makes Me Not Want Sex, Help!

June 16, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, Medical issues have left me constantly fatigued. I’ve spoken to the doctors and there isn’t much I can do about it until I go off the medication which I cannot do. I’m still interested in sex but not as much as I used to be and once we get started I just ...

Asexuality: Is It Normal?

Asexuality: Is It Normal?

June 11, 2010 2 Comments

Can you imagine what it would feel like to never be turned on? Not by a sexy movie star or even your partner? Asexuals are one of the most misunderstood sexual orientations, and I’m willing to bet you have never even heard of them. Unlike being gay, which is mostly tolerated, a lot of people ...

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The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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