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My Body Or My Husband’s?

My Body Or My Husband’s?

December 30, 2011 3 Comments

Scottish entrepreneur Michelle Mone‘s divorce is being linked to her husband’s objection to her posing in ads for her own lingerie line. Mone, from Glasgow, built her business empire MJM International after creating the Ultimo Bra. She’s been awarded an OBE and is regarded as a leading woman entrepreneur, despite being raised in the deprived ...

Top Ten Things Every Woman Should Know To Tell If They’ve Got Their Vagina On Wrong

Top Ten Things Every Woman Should Know To Tell If They’ve Got Their Vagina On Wrong

September 30, 2011 4 Comments

Ever read lists of top things women should know or try in their lives? Schmutzie tells us why these lists are bullshit. I have a burr under my saddle today, and it is in the shape of articles whose titles contain the phrase “every woman should”, such as: –”Twitters Every Woman Should Follow” –”10 Things ...

Clothed Women Are Wrong. Women In Underwear Are Right, Right?

Clothed Women Are Wrong. Women In Underwear Are Right, Right?

September 23, 2011 No Comments

The lingerie line “Hope” recently released TV ads instructing women to use their “natural charm” when breaking bad news to their boyfriends. Crash your boyfriend’s car? It’s okay, just make sure to take your clothes off before telling him. Spend all of his money? Use the same trick and you’ll be fine. Whatever you do, ...

C-String: The Latest Torture Object For Your Genitals

C-String: The Latest Torture Object For Your Genitals

May 24, 2011 3 Comments

G-strings got rid of your panty lines but for some, that was not enough. Enter the C-string. This piece of underwear (or bathing suit, if you’re brave) is a little bit of fabric that covers your crotch and holds itself up thanks to a wire structure that grabs on your anatomy the same way a ...

What Guys Really Want For Valentine’s Day

What Guys Really Want For Valentine’s Day

February 2, 2011 No Comments

Valentine’s Day used to be about flowers and chocolate, but now it’s about sexy lingerie. While I know I should be annoyed at yet another marketing ploy to make women feel less than sexy in their own skin — this ad just made me giggle. Despite rumours to the contrary, most men will not be ...

Small Boobs Are Beautiful Too

Small Boobs Are Beautiful Too

September 2, 2010 No Comments

In spite of my ample bosom and the praise it has garnered me over the years, I have always been jealous of small-busted women. They can wear no-back, halter, and deep neck tops without having to worry about how their bra will suit their outfit or if they need to buy a new one with fancy straps. ...

And You Thought Underwire Was Uncomfortable?

And You Thought Underwire Was Uncomfortable?

August 27, 2010 No Comments

Laura Jacobs, an artist, has designed underwear, bras, and corsets made from antlers and shells. They are beautiful to look at and are made for art’s sake.

Czech MPs Pose For Sexy Calendar (The Women Only, Of Course)

Czech MPs Pose For Sexy Calendar (The Women Only, Of Course)

July 15, 2010 No Comments

I understand that sex sells. I get it, I really do. But is it necessary (not to mention appropriate) for women in politics to make a provocative calendar to get public support?

What’s Under Your Burqa, Baby?

What’s Under Your Burqa, Baby?

June 5, 2010 1 Comment

You see a naked woman putting on make-up. She slips on some sexy lingerie, slides stockings up her legs and clips them to her garter belt. Heading out the door, she quickly grabs a niqab and puts it on. How is this ad offensive?

Too Much Football + Not Enough Lingerie = Players Suspended

Too Much Football + Not Enough Lingerie = Players Suspended

March 25, 2010 No Comments

If you didn’t think the owners of the Lingerie Football League would get any sleazier, you’d be wrong. They just put two of their best players on probation for wearing their team uniforms during a pre-approved photoshoot, complaining that the women were not naked enough. They were wearing a bra, panties and shoulder pads. Quarterback ...

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