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Your Neighbours Are Going To Have Sex. It’s Time You Get Over It.

Your Neighbours Are Going To Have Sex. It’s Time You Get Over It.

March 15, 2010 1 Comment

A few months ago a woman was given a suspended prison sentence for having loud and long sex after neighbours complained. Now a couple who swears that they make no noise and have maybe 10 minutes of sex a week have been told that they cannot have sex between 10pm and 7am.

The Weekly Whims Of HatManJim: Is Noisy Sex Anti-Social Behaviour?

The Weekly Whims Of HatManJim: Is Noisy Sex Anti-Social Behaviour?

January 23, 2010 No Comments

A weather-beaten eye cast over the media: HatManJim looks at a story in the headlines and as a feminist with a penis (Menimist? Femi-meni-mist? I just believe i n women’s rights, I’m not having gender-reassignment. OK?), attempts to map the sexism inherent in the press, without inadvertently saying anything lecherous about breasts.

Loud Sex Is Illegal?

Loud Sex Is Illegal?

November 13, 2009 1 Comment

A British woman has been banned from having loud sex. Caroline Cartwright claims this is illegal and will be fighting her rights in court. She will even be using a sex therapist as a witness saying she cannot help making the noise.

A Hit Below The Belt — Do Your Countrymen Suck At Sex?

A Hit Below The Belt — Do Your Countrymen Suck At Sex?

October 4, 2009 No Comments

How do you fare? 15,000 women from 20 countries were polled about which men are best in the sack. Spain produced the best lovers while the Germans odor was off-putting enough that they came in last. The second worst were the Brits for being too lazy and Americans came fifth, a penalty for roughness. The ...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

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