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The Everyday Complexities Of Saying Hello

The Everyday Complexities Of Saying Hello

January 22, 2011 No Comments

It’s a familiar scene.  Man and woman go to a pub / restaurant / shoe shop.  They are served by another woman.  The man is friendly to the barmaid / waitress / assistant at first, but as their conversation continues this quickly turns to brusqueness, and ultimately he becomes distracted and almost uninterested.  As the ...

Quote Of The Week

Quote Of The Week

November 22, 2010 No Comments

In the best marriage the husband and wife both work and take care of the children. – 64% of Americans

What She Said About His Baloney Pony

What She Said About His Baloney Pony

October 9, 2010 1 Comment

Meet “Jimmy.” He has a kink in his penis about a third of the way along the shaft which makes it hang belly up. He’s girlfriend of six months, recently described it to a friend of hers as a mini-walrus lolling awkwardly on a crowded beach, sans tusks. Her friend responded with some intimate info ...

Will Tabasco Sauce In Condom Kill Sperm?

Will Tabasco Sauce In Condom Kill Sperm?

August 4, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Madame X, I’ve heard that putting Tabasco sauce in used condoms is a good way to avoid them being used by the girl afterward to get pregnant. I’ve been doing this for years but when I mentioned it to friend he said it as just an old wives tale. Does it work? What can ...

Men Pleased At Surprise Pregnancies — Women, Not So Much

Men Pleased At Surprise Pregnancies — Women, Not So Much

March 2, 2010 2 Comments

We all know people who raise an eyebrow when a woman announces a surprise pregnancy. Did she poke holes in the condoms, or merely skip some pills? But the latest research shows that men are happier about the accident than women.

Not So Different After All

January 7, 2010 No Comments

Men want sex and women want commitment. Women are needy and manipulative and men are slow witted fools who stare vacantly at the TV muttering “football…boobs…” Although the media portrays us this way, this is just not true.

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All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

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