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Science Once Again “Proves” That Men Are Dominant, Women Emotional

Science Once Again “Proves” That Men Are Dominant, Women Emotional

January 5, 2012 No Comments

That significant other you are living with may be as different from you as someone from outer space, according to new psychological research. A new study suggests that the personalities of men and women are dramatically different and have been underestimated in other research. The study surveyed 10,000 people using a new form of personality ...

Top Ten Things Every Woman Should Know To Tell If They’ve Got Their Vagina On Wrong

Top Ten Things Every Woman Should Know To Tell If They’ve Got Their Vagina On Wrong

September 30, 2011 4 Comments

Ever read lists of top things women should know or try in their lives? Schmutzie tells us why these lists are bullshit. I have a burr under my saddle today, and it is in the shape of articles whose titles contain the phrase “every woman should”, such as: –”Twitters Every Woman Should Follow” –”10 Things ...

Balancing Career And Kids? It’s Hard To Be A Dad

Balancing Career And Kids? It’s Hard To Be A Dad

July 3, 2011 No Comments

We’ve all seen that person who, upon stepping into a working mother’s house for dinner, marvels at the cleanliness of it all, how well her kids are behaving and how tasty the home-cooked dinner is, and asks, “How did you do it? With work and your children, you’re Superwoman!?” Even if she has a husband, ...

The L-Word

The L-Word

April 13, 2011 No Comments

In a relationship, sometimes it’s easier to say the F word than it is to spit out the L word. You can say, “F me harder” or “F you!” but it’s not so easy to put yourself in that oh-so-vulnerable position of saying “I L you” and hoping that the sentiment will be returned. When ...

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues

March 17, 2011 1 Comment

Everybody loves a slut. Of course, no self-respecting wife, mother or sister would whore themselves out that way. There must be something separating real women from these cock-gobbling sex fiends and that is — Daddy Issues. My feminist fury came out in full force while watching Mr Sunshine last night. In this episode Lingerie Football ...

Why Girls Hate Boys (And The Feeling Is Mutual)

Why Girls Hate Boys (And The Feeling Is Mutual)

February 28, 2011 No Comments

When you’re single, it’s sometimes easy to assume that the reason you can’t get a date is that all boys are unhygienic cretins only interested in jacking off to internet porn between bouts of Killzone 3. But not all men are like that, I promise. In fact, I know plenty of really nice guys who ...

Valentine’s Day Is For Men, Too

Valentine’s Day Is For Men, Too

February 11, 2011 No Comments

Valentine’s Day is on Monday and I just want to send a shout out to all the men who enjoy the excuse to celebrate love. All the advertising is aimed at men buying things for women. It’s as if men aren’t allowed to like Valentine’s Day for it’s own sake, but only do it to ...

Lazy Sunday Post: Baby, You Can Drive My Car

Lazy Sunday Post: Baby, You Can Drive My Car

January 30, 2011 No Comments

Is it worse to be a lady-driver or a man? Each side has their own argument but this comprehensive evaluation of how the sexes fair on the road should settle the argument once and for all.

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

Women Turned On By Monkeys — But Not Men

January 24, 2011 No Comments

Apparently men will not do anything in a skirt. When shown sexual stimuli men will only become aroused when the porn corresponds to their own sexual preferences. Women are a little more loosey-goosey. We will become aroused when shown most sex acts, even when the partners are not human. That’s right, we like a little ...

Rape Is Real Sex For Men

Rape Is Real Sex For Men

January 19, 2011 3 Comments

The world of internet porn is a sordid place filled with degraded women and sadistic men, and according to one woman, accurately reflects the male psyche. In her article, Hard Core, Natasha Vargas-Cooper says that modern porn is not changing the way men see sex, but allows us sheltered women a window into raw masculine ...

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Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup