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Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

May 4, 2012 No Comments

There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the place apart from the peculiar choice of Duran Duran as background music. I weighed my apples, ground my coffee, selected my shampoo and reached for the tampons…and reached…and reached… Tampons on high shelves. TAMPONS ON HIGH ...

On Female Excuses

On Female Excuses

April 6, 2012 No Comments

Thanks to Margo Hannah for letting us repost this great article! After years of inhabiting a female body, I believe I’m entitled to a partial opinion on how it operates. One thing I’d like to bring up is the hormonal excuse we drag out to exempt ourselves from owning erratic behaviour. As far as I’m ...

The Horrors Of The Public Restroom

The Horrors Of The Public Restroom

March 2, 2012 No Comments

Now listen, there’s nothing nice about public restrooms. Nevermind the lovely scented one in that posh restaurant with a floating TV monitor behind the mirror trying to sell you shit while you gaze at your beautiful face in a haze of flattering light. I mean the nasty one you charge into at the European train ...

Is My Blood Supposed To Look Like This?

Is My Blood Supposed To Look Like This?

January 25, 2012 No Comments

  Dear Madame X, I started using a menstrual cup and I noticed that my blood is really, really dark and viscous, rather like molasses. Otherwise I’m completely fine. Because it’s the first month I’ve used it I have no idea if it’s always been like this, or if this indicates some sort of medical ...

Can You Pick Up Some M&Ms And A Box Of Tampons While You’re Out, Darling?

Can You Pick Up Some M&Ms And A Box Of Tampons While You’re Out, Darling?

December 16, 2011 No Comments

Tampons. You use them, right? So do I. I try to keep a variety in stock, for emergencies. But occasionally I’m caught short and need to pop out for a box. And that, dear reader, is what a boyfriend is for. Here is a thing which has recently come to my attention. SOME MEN DON’T ...

That Horny Time Of The Month

That Horny Time Of The Month

December 7, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My period makes me horny. I don’t know why but that is the time of the month that I most want to get down and dirty. My nights are filled with sexy dreams and at work I keep having naughty thoughts (sometimes ones that make me blush). Most men don’t mind so ...

The Hero Of Crazed Women!

The Hero Of Crazed Women!

December 1, 2011 2 Comments

We live in a world full of expectations. Women, for example, are expected to be the perfect images of beauty at all times. They are also expected to be crazy bitches whose periods are simply making them overreact. We laugh and joke about how “psycho” we get when we are menstruating and laugh about how ...

Sanitary Pads Change Lives

Sanitary Pads Change Lives

November 4, 2011 No Comments

Women and girls in Somalia are earning a living and helping others access education through a  sanitary pad project. Galkayo Education Centre for Peace and Development, an NGO funded by UNICEF, employs internally displaced women to manufacture the pads, which are distributed in IDP camps. This not only enables women to earn a living; girls ...

Underweight Is Unhealthy (And Infertility Sucks)

Underweight Is Unhealthy (And Infertility Sucks)

October 21, 2011 No Comments

Thin women have a harder time conceiving than overweight women, according to a new study. A healthy woman has a one in two chance of having a baby, and an overweight woman has only slightly lower chances. Underweight women, however, only have a one in three chance. Being too skinny is bad for you. Why ...

Teens Want Better Sex Education

Teens Want Better Sex Education

October 12, 2011 No Comments

Young people in England and Wales are patronized and poorly informed by sex education in schools. Negativity from adults toward teenage sex, along with a lack of basic knowledge about pregnancy and STIs, were flagged up by a recent study commissioned by sexual health and advice service Brook. Young people rely on friends for information, ...

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Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup