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Polanski Victim Speaks Out About Arrest

October 28, 2009 No Comments

The woman who was sexually assaulted by Roman Polanski at the age of 13 has spoken out, urging courts to drop the case because the media attention is ruining her life . In a statement filed with California’s Second District Court of Appeal, Samantha Geimer said she has received over 500 calls from the media asking ...

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Happy Thanksgiving Canada

October 12, 2009 No Comments

Like emancipation from the British, Thanksgiving is one of those things that Canadians saw was good and borrowed from the Americans. And just because we stole it doesn’t mean we don’t do it in our own special way. In honour of this beloved holiday, I would like to give thanks to Ellen Page for creating ...

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Micro Pigs Max Adorable

October 11, 2009 4 Comments

A British woman has bred teeny-tiny pigs for pets. Costing up to $1500, these micro pigs have become the lastest pet craze in Britain. (Video after jump)

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Putting A Price On A Woman’s Life

Putting A Price On A Woman’s Life

October 11, 2009 No Comments

One shot can protect people from genital warts and cervical cancer for life. It is recommended for girls and women to protect them against the virus linked to genital warts and cervical cancer, often caught from men. But giving the shot to everyone to save women’s lives is not cost effective. Men and women are ...

Marge Simpson Poses Nude For Playboy

October 11, 2009 No Comments

The blue haired vixen finally sheds her green dress and reveals all to the world. The photospread in the November issue of Playboy celebrates the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons and while fans are saying she looks as good now as she did when she first burst onto the scene, critics suggest the photos have ...

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Poor Jennifer Was Psyched

October 9, 2009 No Comments

Driving along Barrenjoey Road, you see a series of roadsigns with an apparent proposal to “Jennifer.” Sweet, until you realise this denizen of Bigola, NSW, Australia was punked, in the worst way.

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"Dude, Her Head's Bigger Than Her Pelvis"

October 9, 2009 No Comments

Mick // Model Filippa Hamilton was cut down to size in this Ralph Lauren photoshopping disaster. The naturally beautiful model looks alien with a whittled waist, seemingly too small to include internal organs. Her voluptuous curves have disappeared, leaving her neither sexy nor aspirationally thin. Has Ralph Lauren’s concept of beauty become so distorted they ...

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Scottish 4 Year Olds To Get Sex Ed

October 9, 2009 No Comments

Mick // Children aged four and up will be taught sexual education, according to a new curriculum from Glasgow City Council. The program begins in P1 (kindergarten in America) where children will be taught about body parts and ends in P6 (about grade 4) with information about sexually transmitted infections, including HIV and Aids.

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My Love Affair With Brad Pitt Survived The Pill

October 8, 2009 1 Comment

Mick // With their usual careful treatment of facts, the Daily Mail has declared that the pill “has put women off masculine men.” My love affair with Brad Pitt, like all great romances, was a complex thing. What it did, however, was prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that being on the pill does ...

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This Bee Has A Sting, A Grenade Launcher And A Gold UFO

October 8, 2009 No Comments

Mick // As secretary of state, Madeleine Albright used to match her brooches to the topic of the day. She had over 300 when she left office, most from flea markets.

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