Dear Madame X, My boyfriend has recently has been talking about cumming on my face. I know he watches porn, and I think he got the idea from porn movies. I do not like the idea of being part of some gross, porn-inspired fantasy, and don’t see why anyone would want a face full of ...
A widely held belief states that all men like “money shots”. No straight-male-orientated porn film is complete without the mandatory final wand-waving splurge by the male star, generally all over his female co-star, because received wisdom holds that this is what men like. But why is this? Firstly, are money shots in fact merely a ...
Dear Madame X, My lover wanted to do a money shot in my face. We’re pretty adventurous and I don’t mind much, only I’ve heard that sometimes you can do serious damage to your eye — something about the speed of the semen when it hits your face. Is it possible to get an injury ...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...
Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...
Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...
