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Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

Buy Back Your Virginity With ‘Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit’

October 23, 2009 2 Comments

The Artificial Virginity Hymen Kit is now available and is causing trouble in Egypt. It allows women who are not virgins to fake it so their new husbands will think their hymen has broken, something like blood will appear, and husbands will never know that their wives have had other lovers.

Women Forced To Shake Breasts In Public As Punishment For Immodesty

Women Forced To Shake Breasts In Public As Punishment For Immodesty

October 18, 2009 No Comments

A hardline Islamic group in Somalia is whipping women for wearing bras and making them shake their breasts in public as punishment. The moral cleansing is shocking moderate Muslims. The terrorist group Al Shabaab* is taking it upon themselves to impose strict Sharia’a law in southern Somalia. Bras are considered haram for being designed to ...

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The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Body Hair Is The Pits! Seriously?

The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...

Racist Family Offending My Spouse

Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...

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