Dear Madame X, My baby turns me on, well I don’t think it’s my baby but it still creeps me out. She took to breastfeeding immediately, like the little trooper that she is, and every session sees her contentedly sucking away before drifting off to sleep. The problem is that that sensation turns me on. ...
Toy dolls have gotten increasingly creepy. They first started by blinking and next thing you know they are crying and peeing. With the Breast Milk Baby, you can help your daughter fulfill even more of the perfect mother’s duties by making her doll breastfeed. The doll, made by Spanish company Berjuan Toys, comes with “special flowered ...
No doubt you read about Abercrombie’s new bikinis for little girls — the one that is essentially a waterproof push-up bra. As expected, most parents reacted with disgust, panic, rage, shock, etc. and vowed to never, ever, ever let their little Stephani be sexualized by corporate America. But some parents liked the top — for ...
Want pierced nipples but afraid of the pain? Try nipple clamps instead for some excitement but without the commitment.
Minneapolis was covered in snow, and while everyone else was bundled up in their winter coats, scarves and mittens, there sat Venus without a shirt on. A kindly soul took pity on her and made her one out of spray paint. The billboard was advertizing Venus Rising from the Sea, part of the Minneapolis Institute ...
Let’s not forget that men have nipples too! They like to be stimulated just as much as any woman and are an often overlooked erogenous zone.
Like an awkward adolescent at a party, Facebook has always had trouble with the ladies. Whether they are banning breasts, or the scars that show where those breasts used to be, it is clear that any reference to female sexuality is verboten. The puerile censors who scan the pages for obscene content have trouble telling ...
So, we’re having this baby. It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...
I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...
Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...
Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...
Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...
Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...
All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...
