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The Dick In American Pie

The Dick In American Pie

May 24, 2012 1 Comment

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including a semi-erect penis, albeit slightly squashed to one side by a transparent pan lid!! I don’t mean shocking in an “oh matron” prudish way – I mean shocking because in all my years of going to ...

No To Naked Drive-Thrus

No To Naked Drive-Thrus

January 13, 2012 No Comments

A man who went through several drive-thrus naked has lost his challenge to Canada’s public nudity laws. Brian Coldin owns a naturalist resort nearby to where the incidents took place and obviously didn’t bother to dress before going out.  He sees being naked in public as a form of protest, such as the Naked Bike ...

More Penis? Yes, Please

More Penis? Yes, Please

September 22, 2011 1 Comment

It’s not often that a day goes by without hearing the word “penis.” Hey, I’m not complaining. Austin Powers had some funny euphemisms for it, but lately, I find that I want it raw and uncensored (the word or the actual flesh and blood). And this is just what’s on the menu this fall. I’m ...

The Real Coyote Ugly

The Real Coyote Ugly

August 12, 2011 No Comments

If you’ve ever seen the movie Coyote Ugly, you were probably mildly entertained for the hour-and-a-half you sat through it and then put it in the dark recesses of your mind. Recently, it all came flooding back to me as I stepped into a Manhattan bar. My wildest dreams would come true if certain movies ...

Cutting Mass Circumcision From Record Books

Cutting Mass Circumcision From Record Books

May 13, 2011 No Comments

If you could choose anything to do that would beat a world record, what would it be? Maybe you would want to set the record for the longest orgasm or hold the glory of the fastest running record. Perhaps the longest hair? The possibilities are endless here. Regardless of your cultural beliefs, I bet you ...

To Bare Or Not To Bare It All At the Beach

To Bare Or Not To Bare It All At the Beach

May 5, 2011 No Comments

It’s May. Bikini ads are out. The thought of wedging myself into my bathing suit is haunting me. Even nakedness sounds better. That would eliminate the unflattering bulges. But would I bare it all at the beach if I had the chance? Let’s weigh the pros and cons. Where you find the option of going ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

March 18, 2011 No Comments

Take pictures of each other in sexy poses either partially clothed or naked. This will be a great turn on for both of you and you’ll have the shots to remember the night by. Just make sure you trust your partner — you never know where those pictures might turn up.

Rapper Strips For PETA

Rapper Strips For PETA

March 9, 2011 No Comments

They don’t want people to take advantage of puppies, but PETA is more than happy to use naked women to promote their political agenda. Their willingness to hawk human flesh has led to complaints about sexism, but not any more. The newest spokesman for PETA is a naked man. Sporting a strategically placed chain, the ...

Sex Education Banned On This Boat

Sex Education Banned On This Boat

February 4, 2011 No Comments

Sex education websites have been blocked on the WiFi service used on a Canadian public transportation service (BC Ferries) in case of “inappropriate photos” and “whatnot.” BC Ferries has blocked the usual suspects like ”child porn,” “hate speech,” “illegal activities”, “non-sexual nudity”, ”streaming media” and “file transfer services.” Also abortion and sex education are on this list. ...

Saving Journalism, One Naked Lady At A Time

Saving Journalism, One Naked Lady At A Time

February 3, 2011 No Comments

Journalism is dying. Companies have tried all kinds of interesting ways to revive it, from charging for access to their websites to publishing more and more sensational opinion pieces. Yet there is only one thing that seems to be common across the board: Naked Ladies. Media Matters just published a delightful mash-up showing just exactly ...

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Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup