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The Dick In American Pie

The Dick In American Pie

May 24, 2012 1 Comment

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including a semi-erect penis, albeit slightly squashed to one side by a transparent pan lid!! I don’t mean shocking in an “oh matron” prudish way – I mean shocking because in all my years of going to ...

No To Naked Drive-Thrus

No To Naked Drive-Thrus

January 13, 2012 No Comments

A man who went through several drive-thrus naked has lost his challenge to Canada’s public nudity laws. Brian Coldin owns a naturalist resort nearby to where the incidents took place and obviously didn’t bother to dress before going out.  He sees being naked in public as a form of protest, such as the Naked Bike ...

More Penis? Yes, Please

More Penis? Yes, Please

September 22, 2011 1 Comment

It’s not often that a day goes by without hearing the word “penis.” Hey, I’m not complaining. Austin Powers had some funny euphemisms for it, but lately, I find that I want it raw and uncensored (the word or the actual flesh and blood). And this is just what’s on the menu this fall. I’m ...

The Real Coyote Ugly

The Real Coyote Ugly

August 12, 2011 No Comments

If you’ve ever seen the movie Coyote Ugly, you were probably mildly entertained for the hour-and-a-half you sat through it and then put it in the dark recesses of your mind. Recently, it all came flooding back to me as I stepped into a Manhattan bar. My wildest dreams would come true if certain movies ...

Cutting Mass Circumcision From Record Books

Cutting Mass Circumcision From Record Books

May 13, 2011 No Comments

If you could choose anything to do that would beat a world record, what would it be? Maybe you would want to set the record for the longest orgasm or hold the glory of the fastest running record. Perhaps the longest hair? The possibilities are endless here. Regardless of your cultural beliefs, I bet you ...

To Bare Or Not To Bare It All At the Beach

To Bare Or Not To Bare It All At the Beach

May 5, 2011 No Comments

It’s May. Bikini ads are out. The thought of wedging myself into my bathing suit is haunting me. Even nakedness sounds better. That would eliminate the unflattering bulges. But would I bare it all at the beach if I had the chance? Let’s weigh the pros and cons. Where you find the option of going ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

March 18, 2011 No Comments

Take pictures of each other in sexy poses either partially clothed or naked. This will be a great turn on for both of you and you’ll have the shots to remember the night by. Just make sure you trust your partner — you never know where those pictures might turn up.

Rapper Strips For PETA

Rapper Strips For PETA

March 9, 2011 No Comments

They don’t want people to take advantage of puppies, but PETA is more than happy to use naked women to promote their political agenda. Their willingness to hawk human flesh has led to complaints about sexism, but not any more. The newest spokesman for PETA is a naked man. Sporting a strategically placed chain, the ...

Sex Education Banned On This Boat

Sex Education Banned On This Boat

February 4, 2011 No Comments

Sex education websites have been blocked on the WiFi service used on a Canadian public transportation service (BC Ferries) in case of “inappropriate photos” and “whatnot.” BC Ferries has blocked the usual suspects like ”child porn,” “hate speech,” “illegal activities”, “non-sexual nudity”, ”streaming media” and “file transfer services.” Also abortion and sex education are on this list. ...

Saving Journalism, One Naked Lady At A Time

Saving Journalism, One Naked Lady At A Time

February 3, 2011 No Comments

Journalism is dying. Companies have tried all kinds of interesting ways to revive it, from charging for access to their websites to publishing more and more sensational opinion pieces. Yet there is only one thing that seems to be common across the board: Naked Ladies. Media Matters just published a delightful mash-up showing just exactly ...

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Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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