I was looking through a magazine for old ladies the other day. Not in a sinister way, you understand – I wasn’t scanning for incontinence bras or ogling the side-entry baths. In fact, my mother writes for some of these magazines, and I was reading one of her contributions. Anyway, when I picked up the ...
An angry woman ripped off the testicle of her ex-boyfriend in a rage after he refused to have sex with her. They had been in a long-term relationship but recently broke up. I can see why: this woman is clearly insane! Apparently she was fighting with him and he threw her out of his house. She ...
Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...
Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...
Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...
Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...
Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...
My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...
A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...
