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Topless Women’s Basketball Is Sadly A Real Thing

Topless Women’s Basketball Is Sadly A Real Thing

January 3, 2012 No Comments

Attention ladies everywhere! Dennis Rodman will be holding tryouts for a topless women’s basketball team that he himself will coach. Is it offensive? Charitable? Funny? Whatever it is, it’s not a joke. Topless Basketball is actually happening. The idea started out as a classic story of rivalry: Rodman overheard that another strip club, Rick’s Cabaret, ...

Hallowe’en Is Being Smothered To Death

Hallowe’en Is Being Smothered To Death

October 26, 2011 1 Comment

With Hallowe’en quickly approaching many of us are frantically searching for unique costume ideas. For Calgary school children their costumes must not only be creative, but promote community values. However, no one seems to know what this means. According to the regulations of Colonel Walker and Ramsay schools, costumes can not include masks, weapons, or ...

Sexy Racist Hallowe’en Costumes

Sexy Racist Hallowe’en Costumes

October 25, 2011 No Comments

Is your Hallowe’en costume offensive? You might want to take another look before you head out. A group of enterprising young students from Ohio University has banded together to create an awareness campaign about racist Hallowe’en costumes. With the ragline “We’re a culture, not a costume,” a person holds up a picture of the offensive ...

Mistress Of The Universe

Mistress Of The Universe

September 12, 2011 No Comments

The Miss Universe Reality Show Extravaganza will be airing tonight and, like many of you, I won’t be watching (or like many of you I’ll sneak a speak and then get sucked in — time will tell). These women will be judged primarily on their willingness to tape a bikini to their booty, not trip ...

“Gangstas” Anally Assault Politician With Rifle In New Campaign Ad

“Gangstas” Anally Assault Politician With Rifle In New Campaign Ad

June 15, 2011 No Comments

Which is worse, racism or sexism? There is only one way to find out. Some conservative Californians decided to pit the two against one another, in a head to head battle. In the racist corner, we have comically stereotypical “gangstas” right out of a modern minstrel show. They display their bling and weapons in front ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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