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Circumcision For Painful Erections

Circumcision For Painful Erections

July 20, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, I’m a grown man and my doctor says I need a circumcision. I went because it hurts when I get an erection and he said something was probably pulling. Do adults get this? I’m worried because my doctor is Jewish, so maybe he doesn’t know about other options. Ouch! I did it ...

Sex Stings, What’s Wrong With Me?

Sex Stings, What’s Wrong With Me?

March 2, 2011 No Comments

  Dear Madame X, When my boyfriend and I have sex it stings when he is inside me, but otherwise it feels normal. Afterwards I notice blood when I go to the bathroom, but only the first time I wipe. Could his penis be damaging me? Am I allergic to him? What could be going ...

Bigger Penis Is Not Better — It’s Painful

Bigger Penis Is Not Better — It’s Painful

October 20, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend’s giant penis is ruining my sex life. It is so large that it hurts in almost every position, and we use a lot of lube. I usually have to get drunk before we have sex and then I hurt in the morning anyway. He hates the idea of hurting me ...

Painful Sex

Painful Sex

March 31, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My girlfriend has a very narrow vagina and I often hurt her during sex. For some reason she will not tell me when she is hurting and silently endures it. I am very unhappy with this, but do not know what to do either about her silence or about hurting her in ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup