Have you ever witnessed a guy suffering from a condom that is too tight? I have. And it looks like a wedding ring was attempted to be pushed down on their dick. And then it breaks. Legal drama has begun over this exact issue. Apparently, condoms made in China are not big enough for the ...
Ladies, you know what a big shoe means. A big foot! It’s a silly joke but what underlies it is something we all really want to know. Are there any indicators telling us how big a man’s penis is? Just when we thought we would always have to be guessing what lies inside a man’s ...
Dear Madame X, I am a very small woman with a very large vagina. Several ex-partners have commented on the size and I find having sex rather unfulfilling. Is there anything I can do to tighten up other than surgery or creepy Eastern “medicine”? Are there some positions that work better than others? I know ...
They don’t, of course, but one women is willing to make that accusation in an attempt to sell her new book. J.C. Davies has slept with a lot of men from a lot of different races. In a bid to “empower women,” and make a mint, she explores the effect of race on relations in ...
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend says I have a small penis, and I counter that she has a giant vagina, but anyway you can imagine the problem. We have tried a wide range of creams, lotions, spells and positions, but not much is working. We’re great together but needless to say this might just be ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend’s giant penis is ruining my sex life. It is so large that it hurts in almost every position, and we use a lot of lube. I usually have to get drunk before we have sex and then I hurt in the morning anyway. He hates the idea of hurting me ...
Men spend their lives labouring under the delusion that size matters. Now Marks & Spencer is cashing in on that oldest of anxieties. For those who sport an empty boxer, they are offering “frontal enhancement” underwear. An “integral shelf” results in a 38% “visual enhancement in size.” “These pants provide a real confidence boost for ...
Her Oversharing An anonymous college girl wrote down the names, penis size, and sexual ability of the men she slept with, including pictures. Then she put it all in a power-point presentation which whipped around the internet until Jezebel picked it up and published it, in full (the easily identifiable pictures did have blurred faces, ...
Dear Madame X, In the rest of my life I am a very successful man but I am having difficulty with my small penis. It is not just a little below average but is substantially small. I understand that this is no impediment to enjoying sex for me and my partner, but can you please ...
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend has a very narrow vagina and I often hurt her during sex. For some reason she will not tell me when she is hurting and silently endures it. I am very unhappy with this, but do not know what to do either about her silence or about hurting her in ...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...
Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...
Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...
