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Boys, Get Out Your Measuring Tapes — New Data Reveals City And State With The Longest Schlongs

Boys, Get Out Your Measuring Tapes — New Data Reveals City And State With The Longest Schlongs

March 24, 2010 No Comments

A Pandora’s Box of Insecurity was opened when Condomania sorted through 20 years of data to reveal the cities and states with the biggest dicks (and liberals are in for a surprise). So just to double, triple, and quadruple check that you are well hung, read on after the jump. Information on over 27,000 penises ...

Does Size Matter? Yes, When It Comes To Using Condoms Properly

Does Size Matter? Yes, When It Comes To Using Condoms Properly

March 4, 2010 1 Comment

Are you a Hotshot who needs protection? The Swiss have come up with a new small size condom that is being marketed for 12 to 14-year-old boys under the name ‘Hotshot’. Condoms not fitting properly is one of the main reasons that people don’t use them during sex and we all know what consequences this can lead ...

What Size Is His Penis? Who Cares!

What Size Is His Penis? Who Cares!

February 18, 2010 3 Comments

When a sex researcher says that regular size condoms should be labelled as large to boost male egos, I have to wonder what is going on in the world. Clearly this researcher also suffers from penis envy. My message to all men: get over it! If you have a micropenis, yes, women will care. If ...

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Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

Body Hair Is The Pits! Seriously?

The British nation stood shocked this morning. No, it was nothing to do with us being back in recession...

Racist Family Offending My Spouse

Dear Madame X, I am in an interracial marriage. Things are fine most of the time, but members of...

Young Adam Is A Misogynist

There’s not much that hasn’t been said about Alexander Trocchi’s treatment of women, real and literary. I read Young...

Lazy Sunday Hair Post

Check out 200,000 years of of women’s hair and makeup!

Nobody Likes A Cock

My attention was brought this week to an article claiming that men exaggerate more than women. Nothing new in...

Tampon Conspiracy; There Is One

There I was in the supermarket. It was an ordinary day, in an ordinary shop. Nothing sinister about the...

Titanic Feminism

Don’t tell anyone — but I turned 30 today! Last night, to celebrate the last day in my 20s,...

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