I’ve always thought that the genitals are not to be messed with. Piercings and tattoos can only cause pain and what if they make a mistake? Unfortunately, an Iranian man wasn’t so cautious and somehow a tattoo has led to him having a permanent erection! He wanted a phrase meaning “good luck with your journeys” ...
Both clitorises and penises, in the moments after orgasm, can be hyper-sensitive. And what felt good a second ago can now be horribly painful. But it doesn’t mean stop touching entirely! Just ease up a bit on the pressure and ask your partner how they like it.
Safeway is a minefield. Just today I was innocently wandering through the produce section when my eye caught a heap of stiff, attentive bananas. Suddenly, my mind was adrift in a sea of vitamin-rich smut. I moved on quickly, but unfortunately, the flesh is weak. The carrots immediately led me astray with their well-defined shafts, ...
Hal Sparks thinks pussies are invincible! And we have to agree.
It’s a sad fact that men still don’t look after themselves properly. Sure, we check for lumps on our nuts now and again, and have our glands probed by a chilly-fingered nurse in our Well Man exams; but as Dr. Larry Goldenberg, head of the department of urologic sciences at Vancouver General Hospital and the ...
Apparently there is more than one way to be an animal lover. The term usually refers to someone who, plain and simple, loves animals. Each day I do whatever I can to enrich the life of my kitty, whether it means petting, cuddling or playing with him. Like an animal rights activist or someone who ...
Art has never been afraid to represent human sexuality in its multitude of forms. Books like Lolita and Lady Chatterley’s Lover were banned for a time because they didn’t shy away from uncensored sexuality; Harlequin novels full of Fabios have remained popular to this day; nude paintings and sculptures covering museum walls continue to showcase ...
Enjoy anal sex? Remember to wear a condom even if you’re in a monogamous (and previously tested negative for STIs) relationship. The bacteria in the bum can cause irritation and infections for the insertive partner.
Too many people only have sex when they are drunk after a night out on the town or a dinner date with their partner. Did you know that alcohol can both dull the experience mentally and make your body function poorly (i.e. soft erections and lack of lubrication)? Want good sex? Do it sober.
It’s not often that a day goes by without hearing the word “penis.” Hey, I’m not complaining. Austin Powers had some funny euphemisms for it, but lately, I find that I want it raw and uncensored (the word or the actual flesh and blood). And this is just what’s on the menu this fall. I’m ...
Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...
Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...
Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...
Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...
Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...
My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...
A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...
