Once again, I have lost faith in humanity. Admittedly, I lose faith in humanity fairly easily and often (just last week, a clip from Jackass: The Movie nearly reduced me to tears over the futility of existence). But nothing – nothing! – has compromised my faith in humankind as much as researching this article about ...
Touch his penis! Men like it and it feels good. Plus sometimes they do need help getting hard and that’s perfectly normal (and becomes more common as men age) and nothing at all to worry about.
Men like peeing outside. That’s a fact. Of course, they are well equipped to do so, with a handy nozzle attachment for pointing accurately, without any need to sit down, and so on. But considering how rarely there is any need for men to pee outside, they do it a lot. I did it myself ...
It may be hilarious when every euphemism for a penis is thrown out there so we can all laugh when watching movies like Austin Powers, but when it comes to real life, let’s use real words. Of course, this is easier said than done. From early childhood, we learn words like “wee wee” and “privates.” ...
I’ve always thought that the genitals are not to be messed with. Piercings and tattoos can only cause pain and what if they make a mistake? Unfortunately, an Iranian man wasn’t so cautious and somehow a tattoo has led to him having a permanent erection! He wanted a phrase meaning “good luck with your journeys” ...
Both clitorises and penises, in the moments after orgasm, can be hyper-sensitive. And what felt good a second ago can now be horribly painful. But it doesn’t mean stop touching entirely! Just ease up a bit on the pressure and ask your partner how they like it.
Safeway is a minefield. Just today I was innocently wandering through the produce section when my eye caught a heap of stiff, attentive bananas. Suddenly, my mind was adrift in a sea of vitamin-rich smut. I moved on quickly, but unfortunately, the flesh is weak. The carrots immediately led me astray with their well-defined shafts, ...
Hal Sparks thinks pussies are invincible! And we have to agree.
It’s a sad fact that men still don’t look after themselves properly. Sure, we check for lumps on our nuts now and again, and have our glands probed by a chilly-fingered nurse in our Well Man exams; but as Dr. Larry Goldenberg, head of the department of urologic sciences at Vancouver General Hospital and the ...
Apparently there is more than one way to be an animal lover. The term usually refers to someone who, plain and simple, loves animals. Each day I do whatever I can to enrich the life of my kitty, whether it means petting, cuddling or playing with him. Like an animal rights activist or someone who ...
Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...
Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...
My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...
Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...
The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...
Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...
When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...
Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...
