A German man decided to get “MINI” tattooed on his penis to win a radio station competition. The show offered a new Mini Cooper to whoever could come up with the craziest stunt to win it. Andreas Muller was on the air as the four black letters were etched into one of the most painful ...
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Dear Madame X, How do I know if I have AIDS? I slept with a guy and his penis looked — sloppy. It was not at all appealing so I just stuck it in and hoped for the best. I spoke to my friends later who said that he was probably uncircumcised. Now I’m freaking ...
The new American airline regulations are meeting stiff resistance from the public. They don’t understand why they have to walk through a machine which shows them naked, but will not reveal anything hidden in cavities. They are angry that their only other options involves having their genitals groped by a stranger. The new frisking guidelines ...
I was sitting on the couch and enjoying Hung, when suddenly I saw something so shocking that I almost spit out the chocolate pudding I was eating. The series is about a man who falls on hard times and decides to become a prostitute. His female pimp is a hapless poet. It is generally light ...
Ouch! Dirty dancing has led to a bout of broken penises in Jamaica. No, it is not the result of angry partners, but a new dance called “daggerin’.” The perfect dance if you want to rekindle the romance of your adolescent fumblings. “More men have been breaking their penises in recent months than any other ...
Dear Madame X, In the rest of my life I am a very successful man but I am having difficulty with my small penis. It is not just a little below average but is substantially small. I understand that this is no impediment to enjoying sex for me and my partner, but can you please ...
Cosmo magazine’s sex tips were put to the test this week with two male journalists claiming that the “absolutely psychotic” advice will “put you in the hospital”. Ouch! That may be going a bit too far, but they certainly don’t make a lot of sense. The sex tips in question here are about how to ...
When a sex researcher says that regular size condoms should be labelled as large to boost male egos, I have to wonder what is going on in the world. Clearly this researcher also suffers from penis envy. My message to all men: get over it! If you have a micropenis, yes, women will care. If ...
Birds do it. Bees do it. Even moss covered trees do it. Let’s do it. Lets look like naughty bits. We like looking at naked people. On some level we are all five years old and the idea of someone having a pee-pee is hilarious. This is even more true when the owner of the ...
This week, for a change of pace, I’m looking at non-fiction online. Bookslut is an established and well-publicised e-zine...
The human brain now holds the key to our future. We have to recall the image of the planet...
Happy Earth Day! Earth Day Network and Women Saving the World - Kathleen Rogers from Womensphere on Vimeo.
As I lay stricken in bed the other night, twisted in agony and gurning manfully at the grinding torment...
Sandwiches. Gender conspiracy. War on women. Let me explain. It was a sunny afternoon here in southern Germany. I’d...
Touch his penis! Men like it and it feels good. Plus sometimes they do need help getting hard and...
On rare occasions, television does reflect real life. A new series that debuted on HBO last weekend, Girls offers...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend seems to have a man-crush on one of his male friends who he really...
