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On Female Excuses

On Female Excuses

April 6, 2012 No Comments

Thanks to Margo Hannah for letting us repost this great article! After years of inhabiting a female body, I believe I’m entitled to a partial opinion on how it operates. One thing I’d like to bring up is the hormonal excuse we drag out to exempt ourselves from owning erratic behaviour. As far as I’m ...

That Horny Time Of The Month

That Horny Time Of The Month

December 7, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My period makes me horny. I don’t know why but that is the time of the month that I most want to get down and dirty. My nights are filled with sexy dreams and at work I keep having naughty thoughts (sometimes ones that make me blush). Most men don’t mind so ...

The Hero Of Crazed Women!

The Hero Of Crazed Women!

December 1, 2011 2 Comments

We live in a world full of expectations. Women, for example, are expected to be the perfect images of beauty at all times. They are also expected to be crazy bitches whose periods are simply making them overreact. We laugh and joke about how “psycho” we get when we are menstruating and laugh about how ...

Women Bleed From Their Vaginas. Get Over It. Period.

Women Bleed From Their Vaginas. Get Over It. Period.

July 29, 2011 2 Comments

Menstruation is a part of life, always has been and always will be. The day the remaining Neanderthal men catch up to their modern brothers and get the hell over it could not come soon enough. A friend recently told me a story of an altercation she’d had with her new male flat mate, and ...

Period Blood Is RED? Since When?!

Period Blood Is RED? Since When?!

July 6, 2011 No Comments

Blood is finally being referred to in feminine product ads as the substance that leaks from our lady-parts. In the US especially, there has always been a fear of acknowledging that women actually bleed during their periods. In every ad since the dawn of televising pad and tampon commercials, our monthly bloody mess has been ...

Reason For The Wage Gap? Menstruation

Reason For The Wage Gap? Menstruation

June 24, 2011 No Comments

Since women entered the workforce they have been paid less than their male peers. At times, measly pay was passed off as a war relief effort, others it was because women’s jobs were considered unskilled; some women were even blamed for not bargaining for higher wages while countless others were edged out of their jobs ...

Smoking Daddies Halt Periods Prematurely

Smoking Daddies Halt Periods Prematurely

June 8, 2011 No Comments

Apparently daddies have quite a large role in their daughter’s prenatal process after all. A study of 1000 post-menopausal Japanese women asked a series of questions about the time when their periods stopped and past histories of smoking family members. Those whose fathers were smokers while they were in their mothers’ wombs wound up going ...

My Mother Introduced Me To My Vagina

My Mother Introduced Me To My Vagina

May 8, 2011 No Comments

Like all girls, I got a bit worried when I first got my period. The fact that it arrived on my first day at new school probably didn’t help. It wasn’t quite a freak-out because my friends had started getting it in the past months and were still living perfectly normal lives. One of them ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

April 22, 2011 No Comments

In honour of Earth Day — reusable menstrual cups are a great way to look after your health and the Earth at the same time. Not only are you saving money, improving the health of your vagina, and learning about your body, but you are reducing garbage and doing your part for Mother Earth at ...

Warning! Menstruating Woman Approaching

Warning! Menstruating Woman Approaching

December 1, 2010 No Comments

Imagine having to warn your office every time you had your period. One boss in Norway ordered all female employees wear a red bracelet at their time of the month, so he can easily determine who is on the rag when. Apparently excessive toilet time is a concern in Norway and this is a way ...

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Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup