Dear Madame X, My period makes me horny. I don’t know why but that is the time of the month that I most want to get down and dirty. My nights are filled with sexy dreams and at work I keep having naughty thoughts (sometimes ones that make me blush). Most men don’t mind so ...
It was almost two years ago when my co-worker, Laura and I were breaking out. We were not breaking out of prison, or the underground club scene, nor were we breaking out like MC Hammer doing the running man in front of a harem of spandex-clad dancers. We were breaking out in acne, presumably a ...
Chocolate. It’s been known to ease PMS and soothe a wounded heart, but it can do even more. For years, women have kept a secret stash in our cabinets for a private indulgence when we were no longer unable to resist the temptation. Well, that was until now. Chocolate, especially dark chocolate, has been proven ...
Attempts have been made to map out the mysteries of female pleasure, but women’s sexuality continues to evade art and science. Mind you, art has put in a valiant effort. Films have given us a representation of female pleasure that is so desirable we can’t help but cross our fingers that it’s real. Just as ...
A new ad campaign claims milk reduces PMS. And men are the sad puppies that have to deal with us. Men have always been fearful of the wrath of a women’s period. We have been linked to the likes of evil villains and have been made fun of to extreme degrees for our tempers that ...
It’s always been accepted as a given that women are more weepy than men. It’s just the scapegoat that changes. Women are hormonal, PMS-ing, menopausal and overall more delicate than men. Men learn to control their tears. Their fathers, peers, siblings and even women might think they’re pansies if they don’t. We all know that ...
Imagine having to warn your office every time you had your period. One boss in Norway ordered all female employees wear a red bracelet at their time of the month, so he can easily determine who is on the rag when. Apparently excessive toilet time is a concern in Norway and this is a way ...
All women have a menstrual cycle and bleed and usually have some kind of emotional changes once a month. Whether or not you are open enough to discuss it, this is what is happening with your mother, sister, daughter, and wife. There is a range of problems that can come with PMS. And, although it ...
We knew this was coming. Period pains cause abnormal changes in brain structure, scientists have been able to show. Which makes most of us ladies, well, abnormal too. Professor Jen-Chuen Hsieh, from the Institute of Brain Science at National Yang-Ming University in Taipei, observed the changes in the gray matter, but has not yet determined ...
Dear Madame X, Love waits and I did until I was married. We’ve just back from our honeymoon where we went through packs of condoms, and we have decided that we hate them. They’re just gross. We don’t want to have kids yet, but abstinence is over (Yeah!), so what are my options? I don’t ...
Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...
Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...
Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...
Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...
Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...
My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...
A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...
