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When You Don’t Measure Up

When You Don’t Measure Up

September 28, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My girl unfairly compares me to her ex all the time and complains that I’m not as good as him in bed, but I think she’s lying. She says they used to have sex for like seven hours at a time and he never lost his erection. Doesn’t the penis fall off ...

First Ever Iranian Sex Education Video Falls Short

First Ever Iranian Sex Education Video Falls Short

September 14, 2011 No Comments

The conservative country of Iran is finally starting to catch up with the rest of us by releasing the “government approved”, first ever, sex education video called Beloved Companion. This video is, of course, a great idea. It covers topics like foreplay, “the use of cologne to attract a partner, the importance of keeping your ...

Bad In Bed? You’re More Likely To Cheat

Bad In Bed? You’re More Likely To Cheat

June 23, 2011 No Comments

  Instead of working through sexual issues and insecurities together, a new study has found that many individuals find sexual confidence in straying. Each issue of concern a person has about his or her bedroom performance increased the likelihood of that person cheating. Women are eight percent more likely to cheat if they have problems, ...

It’s Court For The Longer Lasting Sex Company

It’s Court For The Longer Lasting Sex Company

December 23, 2010 No Comments

The company that dupes insecure men into giving up their life savings to have better erections and “longer lasting sex” is being taken to court. This is not the first time that the Advanced Medical Institute (AMI) in Australia has been taken to court and I doubt it will be the last. This time the ...

Lasting Longer

Lasting Longer

July 7, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I have just started my first sexual relationship. I find that I come very quickly and sex often lasts less than a minute. This is very unsatisfying for me and my girlfriend. I really wish I could just relax and go for hours. I have tried thinking of math formulas or Barbara ...

Want To Learn To Last Longer In Bed? Read This Book For Help.

Want To Learn To Last Longer In Bed? Read This Book For Help.

April 26, 2010 No Comments

Are you one of those guys who wishes you could last longer in bed? Do you think you might have premature ejaculation problems? If so, I highly advise you read this book before you waste any money or time on those miracle cures which undoubtedly will not work and will cost you a mint.

Sex Robots Now Available To Fulfill Your Every Desire (Including A Normal Healthy Relationship?)

Sex Robots Now Available To Fulfill Your Every Desire (Including A Normal Healthy Relationship?)

January 11, 2010 2 Comments

“She’s a companion. She has a personality. She hears you. She listens to you. She speaks. She feels your touch. She goes to sleep. We are trying to replicate a personality of a person.” This is how the inventor of TrueCompanion, Mr. Hines, described the world’s first sex robots, unveiled recently at the AVN Adult Entertainment ...

Premature Ejaculation

Premature Ejaculation

September 18, 2009 No Comments

Essentially, it’s all about having fun while staying safe. So to start off this column I am going to write about probably one of the most common complaints from men and women alike; premature ejaculation. Dear Madame X, I have a seriously embarrassing problem and I’m not sure who to talk to, and I definitely can’t ...

Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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