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Down With The Gender Bias In Books

Down With The Gender Bias In Books

May 12, 2011 No Comments

I don’t know about you, but I read books for the story. The protagonist’s gender doesn’t matter so much as the central message and the general feeling you get when you’re reading. I like to feel inspired, enlightened or mystified, among other grand sentiments. Thankfully, the National Post seems to be with me on this. ...

Pretty Has A Price

Pretty Has A Price

May 3, 2011 2 Comments

It’s no big deal, it’s just your brains. Once you hit sixteen, you go to get your full plastic surgery makeover and never look back. If your lips are too small, the doctors fill them out. If you’re too skinny, they stretch your skin and make you look plump and healthy. If you have scars, ...

Let The Princesses Roam Free

Let The Princesses Roam Free

April 4, 2011 No Comments

It’s no shock that the people most excited about the royal wedding are not the tabloid tattlers, or even the British public, it is the little girls. Finally the Disney princesses have their real life counterpart that girls can aspire to. But how does one become get a tiara? That’s where “Princess Prep” comes in. ...

Beauty And The Been There Done That

Beauty And The Been There Done That

February 7, 2011 No Comments

The message behind Beauty and the Beast is that inside every ugly person is a pretty one waiting to get out. Beastly is a modern, edgy remake about a pretty boy who becomes… well, not ugly so much as alternative. He must learn that he can be loved despite his new look and in the ...

Pity The Pretty Ones Who Can’t Get A Job

Pity The Pretty Ones Who Can’t Get A Job

November 24, 2010 No Comments

Do the handsome ones always get hired? Scientists wanted to find out, so they set up a test: We sent 5312 CVs in pairs to 2656 advertised job openings. In each pair, one CV was without a picture while the second, otherwise almost identical CV contained a picture of either an attractive male/female or a ...

Only Pretty Policewomen Please

Only Pretty Policewomen Please

October 29, 2010 1 Comment

 Applicants must be between 18 - 23 and attractive. Women under 5’2″ need not apply. What is this? A casting call? An escort service? Nope, they are the requirements necessary to become an urban law enforcement officer in Xindu, China. In other areas of the country, these officers have developed a bad reputation – they are the strong arm of the law ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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