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I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

I Shaved My Cooch For This?!

December 6, 2011 3 Comments

Having strong European genes has made hair removal one of the biggest challenges in my life. Earning a university degree? Yeah, whatever. It doesn’t compare to the in depth research I’ve done regarding Nair, wax strips, five bladed razors, bleach, shaving creams, and hair removal aftercare. I am still waiting for my tax rebate to ...

Pubes For Publicity: Cervical Cancer Campaign Rubs People The Wrong Way

Pubes For Publicity: Cervical Cancer Campaign Rubs People The Wrong Way

July 1, 2011 No Comments

Most of us agree that campaigns aimed at spreading awareness and raising money for cancer research are positive. Most of us will also agree that the Julyna campaign is going a bit too far in the name of publicity. Julyn‘s mission is: To increase awareness of cervical cancer, and to promote healthy lifestyle choices in ...

Men Prefer To Play In The Grass

Men Prefer To Play In The Grass

January 8, 2011 1 Comment

As I perused the excellent and extensive archives of the Morning Quickie the other day, I read with interest a short piece about the possible recent resurgence of more “natural” pubic hairstyles among women, following the appearance of this look on models in a couple of fashion shoots.  The point was that there were some ...

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

Bush Is The New Apparel In America

December 3, 2010 No Comments

Well isn’t this interesting. The clothing company with the skeeziest pedigree has embraced the bush. Does this mean that the famous perv Dov Charney wants to strike a blow for women’s lib? Does he want to do some fancy footwork to repair his tarnished image? Nope. He’s just riding the wave, because bush has been ...

Bush Is Back (Although It Never Left)

Bush Is Back (Although It Never Left)

August 11, 2010 No Comments

We’ve written before about how the bush is back. Before it was just a trend but now the Authorities on the subject have declared it to be so. Who are these experts? Porn stars, naturally. The last episode of Entourage included a fully nude Sasha Grey with a full bush. Because genital fashion always follows ...

Ode To Women’s Body Hair

Ode To Women’s Body Hair

April 27, 2010 1 Comment

I am a human being who happens to be a woman. This means, like all other human beings (close to 7 billion of us!), I have body hair. So why are people so afraid of women’s body hair?

Pubic Hair Is Back And Here To Stay

Pubic Hair Is Back And Here To Stay

April 21, 2010 3 Comments

Pubic hair is shocking. Proper ladies don’t have it, assuming it shows a lack of hygiene and general slothfulness. It’s also just so damn messy. However in a recent photo shoot for French Vogue, Crystal Renn proves that it is also just so damn sexy. [NSFW] Pubic hair was disappearing. It went from the wild ...

If You’re Lucky Enough To Get Invited To The Garden Party Don’t Complain About The State Of The Bushes

If You’re Lucky Enough To Get Invited To The Garden Party Don’t Complain About The State Of The Bushes

November 1, 2009 2 Comments

Brazilian waxes are essential, according to Suzi Godson. She told a 38 year old re-entering the dating pool that it was necessary grooming for all modern women. “Imagine burning-hot, extra-strength Sellotape being ripped from delicate skin … and now treble the pain.” What a shame she doesn’t know that this practice is headed the way ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

Mooncup Menstrual Cup