Dear Madame X, I grew up in the 1980s, when AIDS warnings were run at every commercial break in the Saturday morning cartoon line-up. It worked. I’m petrified. The fact that I’m a gay man doesn’t make it any better. Although, they were effective because now I’m very diligent about suiting up before going ...
Rates of mouth and throat cancers are increasing and doctors say this is caused by oral sex. Well, not oral sex per se, but the human papillomavirus (HPV) which causes warts which people can get in their throats from giving oral sex which then leads to cancer. Most people would know about HPV in the ...
You can get STIs from giving oral sex to a woman. Some people like to protect themselves by using a dental dam. Make this by getting an unlubricated condom (because that stuff just tastes gross) and cutting a line up one side. Spread it out and across the vulva by pulling on either side and ...
Dear Madame X, I like to down on girls when they have their period and obviously part of the fun of it is the mess. Is it possible to get HIV this way? I am a single guy at the moment so I don’t know these girls well enough to get tested with them. Red ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend likes to pull out half way through sex and shove his cock in my mouth. I do not like this. Last time it nearly made me vomit. Is there anyway I can start to like this, or will I just have to insist on him not doing it? Not Gagging ...
Dear Madame X, I have a problem with drinking and last time I blew a complete stranger (in a dirty bathroom stall). I was too drunk to be any good so the whole thing only lasted about a minute before he got limp and said don’t bother. I didn’t use protection. How bad is this? What ...
We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...
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Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...
It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...
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Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
