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Why I Could Never Be President

Why I Could Never Be President

October 7, 2011 No Comments

I won’t be President. Even if I wanted to, it’ll never happen. The View recently discussed the idea of Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, running for President. Naturally, the conversation led to his weight and the idea of “fat” Presidents. But then Elisabeth Hasselback had something pretty profound to say. If Chris Christie were a ...

Happy Labour Day! We Worked Hard This Year!

Happy Labour Day! We Worked Hard This Year!

September 5, 2011 No Comments

Labour Day is today! A day to celebrate all of the hard workers and the yearly achievements of the average hard-working citizen. Women have come pretty damn far from the installment of the holiday in 1882. Not only have we made strides in equality surrounding all aspects of life, we have taken some pretty large ...

Women On Top: Do They Deserve It?

Women On Top: Do They Deserve It?

August 26, 2011 No Comments

Forbes has announced its list of the world’s 100 Most Powerful Women for 2011, complete with powerhouses like Oprah, J.K. Rowling, Diane Sawyer and even Lady Gaga. Let’s examine the results. Are these women worthy of such power? Bear with me here. We have the second most powerful, Hilary Clinton, US Secretary of State and ...

Breastfeeding Is Anti-Republican?

Breastfeeding Is Anti-Republican?

February 16, 2011 4 Comments

For some reason Michelle Obama’s program to encourage and help women with breastfeeding is not sitting well with Republicans. Mrs. Obama wants to include breastfeeding as part of her “Let’s Move” campaign to reduce childhood obesity. She cites evidence “that babies who were breastfed for the first four to six months were less likely to be ...

Palin’s Reality Show Is “Ice Road Soccer Mom”

Palin’s Reality Show Is “Ice Road Soccer Mom”

November 17, 2010 No Comments

Sarah Palin’s new reality show has now premiered and is likely going to be very popular for viewers, regardless of their political bent. People will either watch it because they love her or because they hate her and want to see just how ridiculous she really “flippin” is. The premier had 5 million viewers and ...

The Comedy Award That Can’t Take A Joke

The Comedy Award That Can’t Take A Joke

November 17, 2010 No Comments

Comedians don’t expect to get much — except for laughs. However they do get an award — the Mark Twain Prize for Humour is given each year for contributions to American comedy. This year Tina Fey won, but part of her acceptance speech was censored. Bizarrely it was about Sarah Palin, the figure she was praised ...

After The Glasses Come Off

After The Glasses Come Off

November 8, 2010 No Comments

Nothing is sexier than a woman who cannot see without glasses. When a woman parades around wearing contacts, pretending that she doesn’t need glasses, it is false advertising, at least according to Rounds. Their unbelievably misogynistic 5 Things Girls Do To Look Better In Facebook Photos shows the difference between girls posing without glasses and ...

Conservative Warrior Women Take Back America… From The Republicans

Conservative Warrior Women Take Back America… From The Republicans

September 17, 2010 1 Comment

Conservative women are storming the gates, ready to take back America. A new documentary (in the Michael Moore style) Fire from the Heartland: The Awakening of The Conservative Woman chronicles the rise of the female side of the Republican party. Fire From The Heartland from Citizens United on Vimeo. Yep, that is Ann Coulter saying ...

Feminism Is No Old Boys Club

Feminism Is No Old Boys Club

August 30, 2010 No Comments

Everybody loves to hate Sarah Palin, especially me. But enough is enough. A new article in the New York Times slams her for calling herself a feminist while not being enough of one. The authors attack her for being the face of women in politics, but for not being liberal enough for the title. What ...

Mama Grizzlies Are No Longer An Endangered Species

Mama Grizzlies Are No Longer An Endangered Species

August 17, 2010 No Comments

Mama Grizzlies across the country are rising up on their hind legs and roaring with rage. The conservative bears are angry about Obama’s policies and the liberal bears are scared of a potential President Palin. Sarah Palin made a speech comparing conservative women to Mama Grizzlies rearing up on their hind legs to protect their ...

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A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

Why Manly Skincare Is Better

Skincare. Not so very long ago, a man would have been mocked mercilessly for using just the word, never...

Laptop Bags: Too Big And Too Sparkly

Laptop bags; conspiracy of the patriarchal overlords. Oh yes. I am a woman with hands. The average-sized hands of...

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