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Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Even Old People And Betty White Do It

May 10, 2010 No Comments

Betty White plays up her libido for comic effect, but when she was paired with Andy Samberg the skit was too hot for Saturday Night Live to air. This is the show that invented “Dick in a Box” and “Bitch Hunter,” for goodness sakes! Why is octogenarian sex such a taboo?

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Guide For Sex Over 50

October 2, 2009 No Comments

Mack // A sex guide for those over 50 has been published in Manchester. Seniors are advised to have sex nightly and watch sexy movies, leaving taxpayers irate that over £8,000 went to improving the love lives of their senior citizens in the time of a recession.

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Why Macho Men Are Sexy

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