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Worried About Grandma’s Sex Life

Worried About Grandma’s Sex Life

February 22, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I’ve heard that there is a big risk for elderly people to get diseases because when they were kids none of these things like AIDS existed. My grandma has a “special gentleman friend” in her care home and I’ve seen them kissing. How can I talk to her about safe sex? I ...

It’s Never Too Late For Love

It’s Never Too Late For Love

July 27, 2010 No Comments

It’s never too late for love, and nobody knows that better than London’s oldest newlyweds. They met in the old age home where they both live and after courting for four years they finally tied the knot. See an interview with the happy couple below. Mr Kerr is 97 and Mrs Berkowitz is 87. He wooed ...

Seniors Ask For Sex Education Lessons

July 12, 2010 No Comments

Old age homes and retirement facilities are not at all what they used to be. Instead of grannies knitting in front of the television all day, they are hooking up with their boyfriends and having unsafe sex.

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Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Even Old People And Betty White Do It

May 10, 2010 No Comments

Betty White plays up her libido for comic effect, but when she was paired with Andy Samberg the skit was too hot for Saturday Night Live to air. This is the show that invented “Dick in a Box” and “Bitch Hunter,” for goodness sakes! Why is octogenarian sex such a taboo?

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Girls’ Bikes Suck

It’s that time of year, when spring blossoms counteract the car pollution, beer gardens are filled with humans on...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

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