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Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

September 23, 2011 No Comments

Like to be on top during sex but feel shy about it? Try “Reverse Cowgirl” position! The man lies flat and the woman straddles him while looking at his feet. You will still get a great on top feeling but won’t have to feel so shy. Have fun!

Help For A Large Vagina

Help For A Large Vagina

April 20, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a very small woman with a very large vagina. Several ex-partners have commented on the size and I find having sex rather unfulfilling. Is there anything I can do to tighten up other than surgery or creepy Eastern “medicine”? Are there some positions that work better than others? I know ...

Small Penis, Giant Vagina — What To Do?

Small Penis, Giant Vagina — What To Do?

February 2, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My girlfriend says I have a small penis, and I counter that she has a giant vagina, but anyway you can imagine the problem. We have tried a wide range of creams, lotions, spells and positions, but not much is working. We’re great together but needless to say this might just be ...

Bigger Penis Is Not Better — It’s Painful

Bigger Penis Is Not Better — It’s Painful

October 20, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend’s giant penis is ruining my sex life. It is so large that it hurts in almost every position, and we use a lot of lube. I usually have to get drunk before we have sex and then I hurt in the morning anyway. He hates the idea of hurting me ...

Kama Sutra On The Bus

August 5, 2010 No Comments

Did you think the woman sitting next to you on the bus was smiling because she was listening to groovy music? I bet you didn’t know she was listening to a woman talk about what new sex positions she will try with her boyfriend on their date tonight!

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Did You Just Have Sex?

Did You Just Have Sex?

October 14, 2009 No Comments

You can now tell the whole world where, when, what position, and other sexy details about your last sexual encounter on a new website that brings out the voyeur in all of us. I Just Made Love has google map points and sexual positions listed. It’s got pink and blue characters or all pink or all blue, ...

All About Slimy Car Salesmen

We need a new car. Our current one is pretty old (though it works ok) but for boring administrative...

Quickie Sex Tip

Want a cheap, fun date? Stay home with a cheesy romance movie, popcorn, and a bottle of wine. You...

When Getting The Bill Doesn’t Add Up

On dates I still love a little bit of chivalry — but it goes too far when the restaurant...

Oh Harry! Getting A Piece Of The Royal Pie

There has been an upswing in royal fever on both sides of the Atlantic since last April. When Kate...

Tired Of Faking It

Dear Madame X, I know you say that it’s not good to fake your orgasms, but what if you...

Getting Committed

It is one of the oldest institutions in the world. Most humans are actively engaged in it as I...

Quote Of The Week

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort...

Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

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