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From Doggy Style To Downward Doggy

From Doggy Style To Downward Doggy

March 20, 2012 1 Comment

The next thing you know your zumba instructor’s going to say, “Welcome, Class. Let’s start with a warm-up, shake our hips like Shakira, and finish with a series of coregasms.” Hey, it’s not like we’ve never heard of women having orgasms during a vigorous workout before. A good heart-pumping gets the blood flowing and experts have ...

Quickie Sex Tip

Quickie Sex Tip

September 23, 2011 No Comments

Like to be on top during sex but feel shy about it? Try “Reverse Cowgirl” position! The man lies flat and the woman straddles him while looking at his feet. You will still get a great on top feeling but won’t have to feel so shy. Have fun!

Help For A Large Vagina

Help For A Large Vagina

April 20, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I am a very small woman with a very large vagina. Several ex-partners have commented on the size and I find having sex rather unfulfilling. Is there anything I can do to tighten up other than surgery or creepy Eastern “medicine”? Are there some positions that work better than others? I know ...

Small Penis, Giant Vagina — What To Do?

Small Penis, Giant Vagina — What To Do?

February 2, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My girlfriend says I have a small penis, and I counter that she has a giant vagina, but anyway you can imagine the problem. We have tried a wide range of creams, lotions, spells and positions, but not much is working. We’re great together but needless to say this might just be ...

Bigger Penis Is Not Better — It’s Painful

Bigger Penis Is Not Better — It’s Painful

October 20, 2010 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend’s giant penis is ruining my sex life. It is so large that it hurts in almost every position, and we use a lot of lube. I usually have to get drunk before we have sex and then I hurt in the morning anyway. He hates the idea of hurting me ...

Kama Sutra On The Bus

August 5, 2010 No Comments

Did you think the woman sitting next to you on the bus was smiling because she was listening to groovy music? I bet you didn’t know she was listening to a woman talk about what new sex positions she will try with her boyfriend on their date tonight!

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Did You Just Have Sex?

Did You Just Have Sex?

October 14, 2009 No Comments

You can now tell the whole world where, when, what position, and other sexy details about your last sexual encounter on a new website that brings out the voyeur in all of us. I Just Made Love has google map points and sexual positions listed. It’s got pink and blue characters or all pink or all blue, ...

The Dick In American Pie

The latest film in the American Pie series, American Reunion, contains a shocking scene – male full-frontal nudity including...

How Many Lovers Is Too Many?

Dear Madame X, I have just started seeing this girl. She seems great, but she recently told me she...

A Beloved Novel

Toni Morrison’s novel Beloved arrived in my hands via a public library, when I was a broke teenager with...

The University Men’s Non-Wanker Centre

My attention was drawn this week to an article about the reaction at a Canadian university to proposals to...

The Patriarchal Overlords And Your Shoes

Airport security. Bloody nuisance. Also a conspiracy designed to subjugate women. Allow me to elaborate. Despite flying quite a...

Lack Of Female Film-Makers Is Not Gender Bias

The Cannes film festival has kicked off this week with controversy over the lack of films made by women...

Why Macho Men Are Sexy

Dear Madame X, I seem to be only attracted to men who are macho assholes. I like them at...

Fifty Years Of A Clockwork Orange

When A Clockwork Orange was published in 1962, the term sexualized violence wasn’t in use. The distinction between sexualized...

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