The next thing you know your zumba instructor’s going to say, “Welcome, Class. Let’s start with a warm-up, shake our hips like Shakira, and finish with a series of coregasms.” Hey, it’s not like we’ve never heard of women having orgasms during a vigorous workout before. A good heart-pumping gets the blood flowing and experts have ...
Like to be on top during sex but feel shy about it? Try “Reverse Cowgirl” position! The man lies flat and the woman straddles him while looking at his feet. You will still get a great on top feeling but won’t have to feel so shy. Have fun!
Dear Madame X, I am a very small woman with a very large vagina. Several ex-partners have commented on the size and I find having sex rather unfulfilling. Is there anything I can do to tighten up other than surgery or creepy Eastern “medicine”? Are there some positions that work better than others? I know ...
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend says I have a small penis, and I counter that she has a giant vagina, but anyway you can imagine the problem. We have tried a wide range of creams, lotions, spells and positions, but not much is working. We’re great together but needless to say this might just be ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend’s giant penis is ruining my sex life. It is so large that it hurts in almost every position, and we use a lot of lube. I usually have to get drunk before we have sex and then I hurt in the morning anyway. He hates the idea of hurting me ...
Did you think the woman sitting next to you on the bus was smiling because she was listening to groovy music? I bet you didn’t know she was listening to a woman talk about what new sex positions she will try with her boyfriend on their date tonight!
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You can now tell the whole world where, when, what position, and other sexy details about your last sexual encounter on a new website that brings out the voyeur in all of us. I Just Made Love has google map points and sexual positions listed. It’s got pink and blue characters or all pink or all blue, ...
So, we’re having this baby. It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...
I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...
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Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...
Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...
Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...
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