I’m better in relationships. The longer and more committed a relationship is, the better for my general well-being. There really is a lot to be said of shacking up including that age-old adage that “a problem shared is a problem halved” and the fact that you are with someone who knows your tastes (sexual and ...
Dear Madame X, When I have sex I always need to pee. Not while we’re doing it, but before the big moment I always have to excuse myself and run to the powder room. It really breaks the mood. I always have to although sometimes I don’t even go much, or if I’d already gone ...
Dear Madame X, I have been with my lover for two years and we do everything under the sun, but he has never asked me for anal sex. In the past, it has always been the man who has brought it up and doing it has always been a special treat for them. I don’t ...
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend says I have a small penis, and I counter that she has a giant vagina, but anyway you can imagine the problem. We have tried a wide range of creams, lotions, spells and positions, but not much is working. We’re great together but needless to say this might just be ...
Dear Madame X, It is my husband’s fiftieth birthday coming up. As with most couples our age our sex life has dwindled a little. I was hoping to surprise him with a new amazing move to jump start things, and to give him a birthday treat. Is there anything you would suggest? An Old Dog ...
Everyone knows how to fake an orgasm: But did you know there is a good chance Harry’s also faked a few in his time? A new study from the University of Kansas found that while half of sexually active women perform climatus dramaticus, a quarter of all men do too. The most common reason? They wanted ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend’s giant penis is ruining my sex life. It is so large that it hurts in almost every position, and we use a lot of lube. I usually have to get drunk before we have sex and then I hurt in the morning anyway. He hates the idea of hurting me ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I feel like he isn’t paying any attention to me and is focused on the TV. He usually tries to copy some of the moves, despite the fact that I don’t really like them. I have asked ...
Everyone knows that after a while the lusty sex-crazed desire of a new relationship will fizzle into a warm tender glow. And as much as we know this to be true it’s often frustrating and we still want to have those nights of wild animal sex with our partner. Amazon.com Widgets Mating in Captivity by ...
Does giving a blow job make you gag? Make sure you (the giver) is in charge of the depth the penis goes into your throat. If you make a fist around the base of the penis, and use this hand at the same time as your mouth, the penis will be fully enveloped but without ...
So, we’re having this baby. It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...
I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...
Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...
Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...
Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...
Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...
All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...
