Dear Madame X, When I have sex I always need to pee. Not while we’re doing it, but before the big moment I always have to excuse myself and run to the powder room. It really breaks the mood. I always have to although sometimes I don’t even go much, or if I’d already gone ...
Dear Madame X, I have been with my lover for two years and we do everything under the sun, but he has never asked me for anal sex. In the past, it has always been the man who has brought it up and doing it has always been a special treat for them. I don’t ...
Dear Madame X, My girlfriend says I have a small penis, and I counter that she has a giant vagina, but anyway you can imagine the problem. We have tried a wide range of creams, lotions, spells and positions, but not much is working. We’re great together but needless to say this might just be ...
Dear Madame X, It is my husband’s fiftieth birthday coming up. As with most couples our age our sex life has dwindled a little. I was hoping to surprise him with a new amazing move to jump start things, and to give him a birthday treat. Is there anything you would suggest? An Old Dog ...
Everyone knows how to fake an orgasm: But did you know there is a good chance Harry’s also faked a few in his time? A new study from the University of Kansas found that while half of sexually active women perform climatus dramaticus, a quarter of all men do too. The most common reason? They wanted ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend’s giant penis is ruining my sex life. It is so large that it hurts in almost every position, and we use a lot of lube. I usually have to get drunk before we have sex and then I hurt in the morning anyway. He hates the idea of hurting me ...
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I feel like he isn’t paying any attention to me and is focused on the TV. He usually tries to copy some of the moves, despite the fact that I don’t really like them. I have asked ...
Everyone knows that after a while the lusty sex-crazed desire of a new relationship will fizzle into a warm tender glow. And as much as we know this to be true it’s often frustrating and we still want to have those nights of wild animal sex with our partner. Amazon.com WidgetsMating in Captivity by Esther ...
Does giving a blow job make you gag? Make sure you (the giver) is in charge of the depth the penis goes into your throat. If you make a fist around the base of the penis, and use this hand at the same time as your mouth, the penis will be fully enveloped but without ...
Dear Madame X, When I have a really good orgasm sometimes I pee. Usually I can arrange it so no one notices but if they do most guys think it’s cool. What is wrong with me? I am a little worried about whether this means I have a medical problem that needs looking into. I ...
Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...
My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...
Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...
Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...
Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...
Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...
My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...
A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...
