Dear Madame X, I really like golden showers, specifically when my lady pees in my mouth. My new girlfriend is hesitant about it and says that it is unhygienic and that under no circumstances will she do it. Can you please explain to her that pee is one of the most hygienic substances on earth, ...
Dear Madame X, My lover wanted to do a money shot in my face. We’re pretty adventurous and I don’t mind much, only I’ve heard that sometimes you can do serious damage to your eye — something about the speed of the semen when it hits your face. Is it possible to get an injury ...
Did you think the woman sitting next to you on the bus was smiling because she was listening to groovy music? I bet you didn’t know she was listening to a woman talk about what new sex positions she will try with her boyfriend on their date tonight!
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Why is everyone always trying to medicalize women’s sexuality? We are not machines, and we should not feel we have to always be turned on, nymphomaniac, sex goddesses. Yet anther study has come out looking at female sexual dysfunction (FSD) and misleading readers to think that it is more of a problem than it is.
Dear Madame X, My boyfriend wants to be a backdoor man, if you catch my drift. I’m pretty game about stuff but I’ve heard that it can increase your chances of anal leakage when you’re older. Is this true? Is there anything we can do it avoid it? If he does poke my poop shoot ...
Dear Madame X, I have just started my first sexual relationship. I find that I come very quickly and sex often lasts less than a minute. This is very unsatisfying for me and my girlfriend. I really wish I could just relax and go for hours. I have tried thinking of math formulas or Barbara ...
Dear Madame X, Medical issues have left me constantly fatigued. I’ve spoken to the doctors and there isn’t much I can do about it until I go off the medication which I cannot do. I’m still interested in sex but not as much as I used to be and once we get started I just ...
Dear Madame X, I have been in recovery from anorexia for about three years and my health is almost back to normal. I am still very uncomfortable showing my body to people, even my mother. I have had sex before after a few drinks but I turn the lights off and just move my underwear ...
Dear Madame X, In the rest of my life I am a very successful man but I am having difficulty with my small penis. It is not just a little below average but is substantially small. I understand that this is no impediment to enjoying sex for me and my partner, but can you please ...
Hey guys. I’m going to take a break from the usual Hollywood dish and tales of female disenfranchisement — it’s been fun, at least for me — to talk about something really serious. In fact, I’ve probably seen more otherwise healthy relationships go down in flames for the following reason than any other.
Morning Quickie, The Other Man