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Angry Sex Is Not Hot

Angry Sex Is Not Hot

February 1, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all over me. She touches me, kisses up on me and it goes from there. I don’t know a nice way to tell her to stop. I mean when I’m mad I don’t want to be doing ...

Is My Blood Supposed To Look Like This?

Is My Blood Supposed To Look Like This?

January 25, 2012 No Comments

  Dear Madame X, I started using a menstrual cup and I noticed that my blood is really, really dark and viscous, rather like molasses. Otherwise I’m completely fine. Because it’s the first month I’ve used it I have no idea if it’s always been like this, or if this indicates some sort of medical ...

No Secrets In My Marriage

No Secrets In My Marriage

January 18, 2012 No Comments

  Dear Madame X, There is much discussion of The Obamas, a new book by Jodi Kantor that discusses the presidential marriage. One of the topics caught my eye. Apparently Barack Obama ordered the hit on Osama Bin Laden without discussing it with his wife first. Now as President, he has no obligation to do ...

My Reality Is Embarrassingly Full Of Fantasy

My Reality Is Embarrassingly Full Of Fantasy

January 11, 2012 No Comments

Dear Madame X, I have been with my boyfriend for two years and a problem has entered our relationship. He has always been into fantasy. He has pictures of dragons all over his apartment and has friends over to play Dungeons and Dragons. This has been slightly embarrassing in the past, but has not been ...

Beer Gut Bother

Beer Gut Bother

January 4, 2012 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, I’ve been married to a wonderful man for five years but we’re starting to have problems with our sex life. He’s gained a lot of weight in the last year and now has a beer gut. I find him much less attractive now and don’t think I could stay with him if ...

No Love At First Sight

No Love At First Sight

December 28, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, I have dated lots of women over the years, but never seem to be able to form a long-lasting relationship with any of them (longest was five months). For some reason, I never fall in love with any of the women I date and lose interest in them after a few weeks. ...

Girlfriend Kissed Other Man: Dump Her?

Girlfriend Kissed Other Man: Dump Her?

December 21, 2011 No Comments

  Dear Madame X, My girlfriend kissed one of her colleagues at the office Christmas party. She says it was because she had been drinking, and that it will never happen again. I suspect the guy she kissed is really interested in her and was waiting for a good time to make his move. He ...

Doesn’t Want A Face Full Of It

Doesn’t Want A Face Full Of It

December 14, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend has recently has been talking about cumming on my face. I know he watches porn, and I think he got the idea from porn movies. I do not like the idea of being part of some gross, porn-inspired fantasy, and don’t see why anyone would want a face full of ...

That Horny Time Of The Month

That Horny Time Of The Month

December 7, 2011 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My period makes me horny. I don’t know why but that is the time of the month that I most want to get down and dirty. My nights are filled with sexy dreams and at work I keep having naughty thoughts (sometimes ones that make me blush). Most men don’t mind so ...

Why Are There So Many People With HIV?

Why Are There So Many People With HIV?

November 30, 2011 No Comments

Dear Madame X, My friends and I were talking about HIV the other day, and were arguing over the difference between HIV and AIDS. One friend thought people with HIV got AIDS  and that it’s a death sentence and another was sure that drugs stopped that from happening. Which of my friends was right? I ...

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Lazy Sunday Awful Proposal Post

  Usually getting fired is a bad thing. But, somehow, this woman is happy about it. Can you imagine...

All About Men’s Underpants

My attention was drawn this week to an article on the resurgence of the market for men’s underwear. It...

Night Buses: The Final Frontier

Meh, the night bus. It isn’t ideal, but with the price of trains nowadays and the hellish standing-up-from-Edinburgh-to-Manchester situation...

Quickie Sex Tip

Ladies, learn to know the signs of ovulation! So many women have no idea and so many headaches and...

Why We’re All Still In Love With Jordan Catalano

Remember that time when I was with my friends and I saw you playing pool with your friends and...

Angry Sex Is Not Hot

Dear Madame X, My girl is hot but every single time we get into a fight she is all...

Love, Family, Food, And Gender Transition

My first encounter with Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto’s 1988 novel (translated into English in 1993 by Megan Backus) was in...

Quote Of The Week

A slut is a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical...

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