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This Job Is Pretty Competitive

This Job Is Pretty Competitive

February 28, 2010 No Comments

Forget talent or brains, it is looks that get people ahead in this world — at least in my newrsoom. I sit across from a pretty girl in the office who also happens to be a crack reporter and an ace writer. However, her assignments are solely based on what she wears to work that ...

Do Men Need To Be Remasculated?

February 23, 2010 2 Comments

Men have sunk into a sweat-pant swaddled life, according to Details. This kind of whiny, pathetic existence will no longer cut it, and the world needs real men to handle the drama of the 2010s. Why can’t these lad mags just let the boys be?

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Girls Finally Allowed To Wear Pants To School (In 2010, In The UK)… Maybe

Girls Finally Allowed To Wear Pants To School (In 2010, In The UK)… Maybe

February 22, 2010 7 Comments

The bane of my existence, the female school uniform, might just be illegal in the UK. Forcing transgender girls to dress in skirts runs afoul of equality and human rights legislation, meaning that schools can’t force any girls into the soul sucking plaid. Perhaps this clothing item will end up where it belongs, in history ...

Secret To Being A CEO? Be A Man

Secret To Being A CEO? Be A Man

February 21, 2010 No Comments

We blame our passive personalities. We blame our ability to have children. We blame our lack of opportunity. But the real culprits keeping women out of boardrooms are the bastards doing the hiring.

The Solution To High Divorce Rates? Bring Back Submissive Wives

The Solution To High Divorce Rates? Bring Back Submissive Wives

February 19, 2010 3 Comments

Almost half of marriages end in divorce these days. “Why?” you ask. Well clearly it’s because women no longer submit to their husbands! At least according to Rev Mark Oden in Kent, England.

Oral Sex During Menstruation

Oral Sex During Menstruation

February 3, 2010 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend REFUSES to go down on me when I have my period. He just point-blank refuses. He says it’s disgusting and he doesn’t like the smell or taste. I told him he was being sexist and that there is nothing wrong with it. We can do everything else when I have ...

Unconscious Patients Are Getting Their Vaginas Probed By Med Students

Unconscious Patients Are Getting Their Vaginas Probed By Med Students

January 30, 2010 No Comments

You’re lying there unconscious. Without your consent a guy slides something inside of you to get a better look. Rape? Nope. Merely a teaching exercise for medical students to learn about pelvic exams. In Canada is it common practice for surgery patients to be subjected to pelvic exams while they are still unconscious from surgery ...

The Problem With The Bitch

The Problem With The Bitch

January 30, 2010 No Comments

I’m a bitch. I embrace the word. It means I’m strong and savvy. The thing is, this is not how a lot of people use it. A judge has ruled that “bitch” is offensive, especially when used to refer to a man. She’s right, right? The Eleventh Circuit of Appeals said about the issue: “[T]he ...

The Weekly Whims Of HatManJim: Is the Lingerie Football League Offensive?

The Weekly Whims Of HatManJim: Is the Lingerie Football League Offensive?

January 30, 2010 No Comments

A weather-beaten eye cast over the media: HatManJim looks at a story in the headlines and as a feminist with a penis (Menimist? Femi-meni-mist? I just believe in women’s rights, I’m not having gender-reassignment. OK?), attempts to map the sexism inherent in the press, without inadvertently saying anything lecherous about breasts.

British Fathers To Get Six Months Paternity Leave From 2011

British Fathers To Get Six Months Paternity Leave From 2011

January 29, 2010 1 Comment

The British Government is going to allow fathers and mothers to share parental leave with up to three of the legal nine months being available to fathers and an additional three months unpaid. It’s about time fathers got some official recognition for their importance in the early life of their children.

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No Love At First Sight

Dear Madame X, I have dated lots of women over the years, but never seem to be able to...

Women’s Lives In Brick Lane

I always request books for Christmas. I always have. I’m not sure if that made me an easy child...

Quote Of The Week

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

What (Not) To Buy For Your Man This Christmas

This week, with my customary flair for timing, I thought it might be useful to say something (as ill-informed...

Quickie Sex Tip

Here’s the secret to being an amazing lover: ask your partner what they want! Good sex isn’t about a...

Mulled Rage

And then there was the Christmas of ’05, when I decided to make my Christmas cards by hand. All...

The Most Over and Under-Rated Christmas Songs

Whether you are a Christian, Jew, Muslim, Buddhist, Atheist or still deciding, the thing that binds us all together...

Girlfriend Kissed Other Man: Dump Her?

  Dear Madame X, My girlfriend kissed one of her colleagues at the office Christmas party. She says it...

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