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Beer Gut Bother

Beer Gut Bother

January 4, 2012 1 Comment

Dear Madame X, I’ve been married to a wonderful man for five years but we’re starting to have problems with our sex life. He’s gained a lot of weight in the last year and now has a beer gut. I find him much less attractive now and don’t think I could stay with him if ...

“Beefcake Heroes” Turns Superheroes Into Gay Icons

“Beefcake Heroes” Turns Superheroes Into Gay Icons

July 26, 2011 No Comments

You’ve heard the theory that Batman and Robin were gay lovers, or that Wonder Woman was a lesbian, and it’s all probably resulted in a good laugh, but comic illustrator Joe Phillips is sure the idea of gay subtext is so far-fetched. “It is there,” he said. “Think about it: A guy develops the ability ...

Don’t Let Your Lover Pull A Weiner!

Don’t Let Your Lover Pull A Weiner!

June 8, 2011 No Comments

No one likes to think about their partner lusting after others, but they definitely do. Just as you have one or two errant thoughts about your assistant, he has them about that red-headed waitress. Yet no one would think this is a threat to your relationship. However, add in a few texts and you have ...

Forget Being Happy, Ashamed Men Are Hot

Forget Being Happy, Ashamed Men Are Hot

May 25, 2011 No Comments

When it comes to blind sexual attraction, guys, smiling isn’t going to get you past first base. Instead, form your facial expression as if you were proud or ashamed. Now we’re talking. It’s different for women, according to the not-so-surprising study published by the journal Emotion. Smiles are green flags when it comes to men ...

Playing Hard To Get Increases Attraction

Playing Hard To Get Increases Attraction

February 8, 2011 No Comments

Playing hard to get with a potential date will increase their attraction to you. Researchers showed women Facebook profiles of men to see who they were most attracted to. When they thought the men thought they were average they rated the lowest attraction. When they thought the men liked them best they had high attraction, but when they thought ...

Curvy Women Make Men High

Curvy Women Make Men High

February 25, 2010 No Comments

New research has shown that looking at a curvy woman actives the same pleasure centres in a man’s brain as drugs. Of course, the hourglass figure was the most simulating of all. “The caucasian, westernised female has somehow been duped into thinking men like very skinny, waify, Kate Moss-type girls. Curviness is the trump card. ...

Labour Guilt From A Dad-To-Be

So, we’re having this baby.  It’s due in a few weeks and we’re trying to get organized with all...

The 40-Year-Old Japanese Virgin

I recently heard about what is claimed to be the rising phenomenon of Japanese men remaining virgins for longer...

The Ladder Conspiracy

Ladders. Patriarchal conspiracy. I’ll explain… This week I climbed a ladder. I was trying to reach a loft space,...

Watching Porn During Sex Is A Turn-Off!

Dear Madame X, My boyfriend needs to look at porn while we have sex. It bothers me because I...

Repressed Sexuality And Feminism

Mrs. Dalloway is yet another feminist classic that I had to grow into. Wrapped up in Woolf’s instantly recognizable...

A Jolly Good Beer Festival

Last week saw a Big Thing come to our soggy little island. Well, it was a Big Thing for...

Lingerie For The Masses

Last weekend I was entertaining a guest, you know, the sort I was planning to have lots and lots...

The Brave Kick-Ass Disney Princess

All little girls want to be princesses… right?! It’s bad enough that toy aisles are separated out by what...

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